PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Buster Hymen (ranked 3705 p4p, 3972 weight class) and Sick Guy (ranked 456 p4p, 479 weight class). Guy has chosen bitches aint shit as his entrance music. Buster Hymen had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 206.3lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Buster Hymen looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Hymen
vs
Guy

193 cm
25
215
1 - 0 - 0

193 cm
22
205
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Hates pizza

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Buster Hymen !
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Sick Guy!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Chris Saunders and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guy scores with a three punch combo!

Guy takes the fight into the clinch.
Hymen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hymen has Guy pressed against the cage, preventing Guy from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Hymen tries to pull guard but Guy holds him up against the cage and eventually Hymen drops back down to his feet.
Hymen crunches a lovely knee into Guy's ribcage.
Guy is trying to push Hymen away but Hymen has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

Hymen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hymen throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Guy.
Hymen takes one to the chin there.
Guy misses with the combination.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Hymen has Guy pressed against the cage, preventing Guy from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hymen pulls Guy into guard.
Hymen is breathing heavily.
Guy throwing strikes but missing.
Guy throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Hymen avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Guy won't allow Hymen to get back to his feet.
Guy passes Hymen 's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Guy misses with a head shot. Hymen uses the momentum to regain guard.
Guy with a flurry of punches that miss.
Guy postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Guy stands and steps away. Hymen gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Guy lets his hands go wild with a nice combination. Left! Right! Uppercut! Spinning backfist! Hymen goes down and covers up as Guy starts wailing on him! The ref watches the action closely before stepping in and putting a stop to the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sick Guy! Sick Guy retains his light heavyweight title!
Sick Guy bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.