PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bummy Bitch (ranked 2901 p4p, 6557 weight class) and Top Geeza (ranked 306 p4p, 520 weight class). Bitch comes to the cage accompanied by lamborghini. Geeza has chosen Fresh prince as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Top Geeza will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Bitch
vs
Geeza

225 cm
25
270
1 - 1 - 0

200 cm
25
270
0 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bummy Bitch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Top Geeza!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Paul Gruel and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
A nice left hand lands by Geeza.
Geeza softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Geeza tightens his grip and picks Bitch up, before dumping him to the ground. Bitch manages to land in guard.

The fighters are working up against the cage. Bitch manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.

Bitch turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Bitch will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Geeza defending against the ground and pound.
Geeza wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Bitch landing a few strikes.
Geeza is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Bitch has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Bitch takes a little break here. Geeza wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Bitch has knee on belly and moves into mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bitch is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. Geeza is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. Geeza flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. Bitch anticipates the leg and manages to get behind Geeza and secures both hooks! This could be bad! Bitch slips an arm under Geeza chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. Bitch has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. Bitch is squeezing on Geeza like an anaconda would it's prey. Geeza fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Bummy Bitch!
In his post fight interview, Bummy Bitch started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
Top Geeza was interviewed post fight and said 'Gonna kick my fucking dog for fuck sake'.