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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Like Boss (ranked 2257 p4p, 944 weight class) and Doug Bell (ranked 238 p4p, 111 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Like Boss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Doug Bell!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Yukihiro Shimada and Yuuki Gou.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab from Boss.
A slow jab from Bell misses its intended target.
Boss has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Boss scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Boss misses with a kick to the body.
Bell unleashes a big counter combination but Boss bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Boss fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bell manages to avoid it.
Bell swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Boss misses with a hook.
Bell looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Bell avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Bell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Boss.
Boss throws a body punch but Bell moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boss misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A little jabbing left from Bell on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Boss misses with a body shot.
Boss throws a big shot that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bell keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Like Boss seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boss displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bell throws out the jab.
Boss swings for the body but Bell moves out of range.
And Bell tries to counter it with a takedown but Boss pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Bell takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A head kick misses from Boss.
A telegraphed right hand from Bell misses the target.
Boss was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Boss buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Boss jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bell throws out a counter right but Boss avoids it with no problem.
Boss tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bell was well out of range. Poor timing from Boss.
It seemed like Bell was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Boss tests Bell's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bell moves out of range as Boss throws a body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boss feints and then cracks Bell's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bell down.
Boss throws a body shot but no joy.
Boss is looking to wear down Bell with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Bell slips under a jab.
Boss is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bell.
Bell looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bell takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice uppercut there from Boss.
Boss just misses with a punch to the body.
Boss lands with a right hand.
Bell takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Boss scores with a jab to the jaw.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boss throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bell tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Boss is looking to land body kicks.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bell! But no joy.
Boss looks to score with a jab to the body but Bell is just out of range.
Boss fakes the leg kick and cracks Bell in the body.
Boss throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bell keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bell throws out a counter right but Boss avoids it with no problem.
Bell moves forwards but Boss connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Boss throws a shot to the body.
Like Boss is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Boss lands with a good body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Boss.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boss cracks Bell with a good jab.
Bell misses with a straight left.
Boss appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Bell avoids the body shot from Boss.
A countering left hand to the body from Bell misses.
Bell walks into a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boss scores with a punch to the head.
Boss misses the shot to the body.
Boss with a jab.
Boss scores with a hook.
Boss scores with a punch to the head.
Boss displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bell throws out the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Like Boss dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Boss takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Bell connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Boss momentarily.
Boss throws a leg kick which misses Bell's front leg but catches the back leg as Bell tries to avoid it.
Boss is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Boss lands a head kick!
Bell waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Boss.
Bell slips a straight right by Boss.
Bell looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bell takes a shot right to the bread basket.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A good leg kick by Boss.
Boss fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bell keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A little jabbing left from Bell on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bell moves forwards but Boss connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Bell might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Boss has got the better of the exchanges.
Bell takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bell uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Boss.
Bell swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Like Boss is winning the standup battle so far.
Boss cracks Bell with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Boss lands a glancing blow to the side of Bell's head.
Boss connects with a single shot there.
Boss misses with a low kick.
Boss looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Boss looks to score with a jab to the body but Bell is just out of range.
Boss getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Bell.
Boss is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bell can do to turn this around?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Boss swings for the body but Bell moves out of range.
Boss plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Bell connects with the punch.
Boss takes a swing at Bell's ribcage but misses.
Boss misses with an uppercut.
Boss cracks Bell with a right hand to the side of the head.
Boss just misses with a punch to the body.
Boss wants to land a leg kick but Bell is out of range.
Boss lands with a thumping leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bell pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Boss misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bell.
Bell looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bell on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Boss throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Good leg kick by Boss.
Boss stuffs the takedown.
Boss with the inside leg kick.
A clash of legs there as Bell blocks the low kick.
Bell swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Boss steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bell.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bell connects with a nice looking jab.
Boss throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Boss defending well as Bell loads up on a big left hand.
Boss is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Boss swings for the body but Bell moves out of range.
Bell only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Boss lands a nice shot to the body.
Boss throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Boss is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Boss lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boss cracks a nice hook into Bell's ribs.
Boss throws a head kick but Bell moves out of range.
Boss moves out of range of the body kick from Bell.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Like Boss dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Bell throws a hook but Boss avoids it easily.
Boss connects with a body shot that sends Bell's belly button to the back.
A big right from Bell misses.
Boss throws a body shot but no joy.
Bell doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Bell misses with an uppercut.
A jab from Boss does it's job there.
Boss swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bell looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boss digs a good hook to Bell's body.
Boss throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Despite the aggression on Bell's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Bell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Boss.
Bell is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bell moves out of range of the body kick from Boss.
It seemed like Bell was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Boss fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Boss fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bell looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Boss throws out a powerful jab.
Bell's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bell has a takedown stuffed.
Boss is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Bell moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Boss bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boss throws a body shot but no joy.
A low kick lands for Boss.
Bell gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Boss fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bell has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Boss paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boss misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bell.
Bell feints the counter takedown.
Boss misses with a two punch combination.
Bell swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Bell throws an off balance right hand
and Boss counters with a nice uppercut.
Boss walks forward, straight into a front kick from Bell.
Boss comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boss fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bell manages to avoid it.
Bell throws out a counter right but Boss avoids it with no problem.
Boss moves out of range as Bell strikes.
Like Boss is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Boss throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bell is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Good shot there by Boss.
Doug Bell has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boss misses with a right hand
and Bell counters with a nice double leg into side control. Boss won't be happy with that.
Sloppy strikes there by Bell.
Bell throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bell fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Boss defending against the ground and pound.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bell in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Bell scoring with punches from side control.
Boss defending against the ground and pound.
Bell tries for a kimura but Boss is defending well.
Bell is putting a hurting on Boss here, landing some big shots from side control.
Boss defending against the ground and pound.
Bell in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Bell tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bell throws a strike aimed at the side of Boss's head but Boss avoids it well.
And that's the end of the fight!
Like Boss showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Boss, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 30:26
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 30:26
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Like Boss!
A relieved looking Like Boss thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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