PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Louis C K (ranked 1040 p4p, 586 weight class) and Ri Zaadha (ranked 160 p4p, 88 weight class). C K's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Live at Carnegie Hall. Zaadha is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Here I Am. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

C K
vs
Zaadha

183 cm
32
173
17 - 7 - 0

189 cm
31
177
22 - 13 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Louis C K!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ri Zaadha!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Taro Takaoka and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zaadha throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
C K drops down looking for a counter takedown but Zaadha sprawls and moves away.
C K cracks a nice hook into Zaadha's ribs.
C K with a jab.
Zaadha uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by C K.
C K comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Zaadha dips to his left and cracks C K with an uppercut!
Zaadha misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
C K jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Zaadha! But no joy.
C K throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Zaadha sees it coming and avoids it easily.
C K throws a big shot that misses.
Zaadha jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A slow jab from C K misses its intended target.
Zaadha is clearly trying to counter these attacks from C K with a body shot.
C K catches Zaadha with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Zaadha cracks C K with a good jab.
C K seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
C K keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Zaadha.
C K shoots in but Zaadha avoids the takedown attempt easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zaadha on the wrong end of a nice hook.
C K lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
C K scores with a nice strike.
C K throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Zaadha tries to counter with a clinch but C K shakes him off and moves away.
Zaadha misses the jab.
A swing and a miss from Zaadha.
C K swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Zaadha throws out a counter right but C K avoids it with no problem.
C K ducks under a wild hook from Zaadha.
C K throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ri Zaadha is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
C K throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zaadha sizes up C K with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
C K throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Zaadha swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
C K lands a body shot.
C K throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zaadha looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zaadha misses with a head kick.
C K drops down looking for a counter takedown but Zaadha sprawls and moves away.
Zaadha ducks under a wild hook from C K.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
C K misses with an uppercut.
C K misses with a lunging right hand
and Zaadha counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
C K throws an off balance right hand
and Zaadha counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Zaadha slips under a jab.
Zaadha looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Zaadha closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Zaadha might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
C K takes a swing at Zaadha's ribcage but misses.
Zaadha's hands are dropping dangerously low here and C K connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Zaadha scrambles back to his feet.
C K jabs Zaadha to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Zaadha drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
C K fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zaadha manages to avoid it.
Zaadha uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from C K.
C K lands with an uppercut that bounces Zaadha off the cage and back into range.
C K thows a left - swing and a miss!
Zaadha tries a quick counter leg kick but C K is wise to it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
C K waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zaadha.
The crowd cheers as C K lands an impressive looking overhand right. Zaadha doesn't seem phased though.
Zaadha moves out of range of the strikes.
It seemed like Zaadha was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
The fighters circle momentarily. C K darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Zaadha defends well against a solid takedown attempt from C K.
Zaadha only half commits to the counter leg kick.
A big right from Zaadha misses.
Zaadha uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by C K.
A little jabbing left from Zaadha on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
C K misses the jab.
C K misses the jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Zaadha! But no joy.
C K swings and misses with a hook to the body.
C K throws a leg kick but Zaadha checks it.
C K lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
C K scores with a leg kick.
Zaadha scores with a jab.
Zaadha ducks under a wild hook from C K.
Zaadha has worked on his takedown defense in the runup to this fight and it is paying off so far.
C K throws a jab but it's blocked by Zaadha.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zaadha walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zaadha takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
C K throws a hook to the side of Zaadha's head but Zaadha sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
C K tests Zaadha's chin there with a solid looking shot.
C K throws out a powerful jab.
Zaadha slaps away a takedown attempt from C K, before circling back to the center of the mat.
It seemed like Zaadha was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Louis C K. That's going to take a lot out of him.
C K misses with an uppercut
and Zaadha counters with a stiff right hand.
C K just misses with a punch to the body.
Zaadha swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
C K throws a front kick aimed at Zaadha's knee but Zaadha avoids it well.
C K throws a right hand that misses

and Zaadha counters by moving into the clinch.
C K doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zaadha lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt C K or not.
Zaadha tried to land a shot to the body but connects with C K's elbow.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Zaadha lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Louis C K dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

C K throws a looping overhand right but Zaadha ducks down to avoid it.
Zaadha moves out of range as C K strikes.
Zaadha walks into a stiff left hand from C K.
Zaadha avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A jab from C K misses.
C K throws a body shot but no joy.
C K keeps the fight on the outside.
Louis C K seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
C K showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Zaadha.
C K throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Zaadha looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
C K throws a shot from downtown. Zaadha moves away and avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
C K fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
C K dips to his left and cracks Zaadha with an uppercut!
C K throws the left hand but Zaadha avoids the punch easily.
It seemed like Zaadha was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right from C K misses.
Nice cross by Zaadha.
A slow jab from C K misses its intended target.
C K misses with a left hand
and Zaadha counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Louis C K is winning the standup battle so far.
C K throws a predictable looking body shot
and Zaadha counters with a stiff right hand.

C K is rocked!
Zaadha connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks C K out cold! This one is over in a flash!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ri Zaadha!
Ri Zaadha thanked the fans post fight for their support.