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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dr Blue Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dom Malendez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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205 lbs
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200 cm
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212 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Big heart |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dr Blue Balls!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dom Malendez!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blue Balls shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Malendez tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Blue Balls has gone for a leg lock! Malendez slips out almost immediately though and dives into Blue Balls's guard.
Blue Balls tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Blue Balls is working hard here to advance position.
Malendez would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Blue Balls had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. Malendez is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. Blue Balls Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take Malendez's back instead.
Malendez trying to control the hands but Blue Balls won't let him.
Malendez staying busy and making it hard for Blue Balls to control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Blue Balls controls the position.
Malendez is really stuck here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Blue Balls working for the choke.
Blue Balls looking to break Malendez's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Malendez remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Blue Balls will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
You can see the frustration on Malendez's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Blue Balls trying to control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malendez looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Malendez tries to escape but Blue Balls has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Malendez wants to control his opponent's hands but Blue Balls gets his hands free.
Blue Balls tries to keep control of the position but Malendez is staying busy.
Malendez is in bad spot here.
A lull in the action here.
Blue Balls controls the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
I really don't envy Malendez right now.
Malendez looks gassed!
Blue Balls goes for a risky armbar from back mount and it's not paid off. Malendez escapes and is now in half guard on top.
Malendez wants to control but Blue Balls is keeping him busy.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Malendez looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Malendez lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Blue Balls could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Blue Balls is looking to control Malendez's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Blue Balls avoid being mounted?
Blue Balls might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blue Balls is staying active underneath Malendez, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Blue Balls trying to control from the bottom.
Malendez trying to control from half guard but Blue Balls is working away.
Blue Balls is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Malendez's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Malendez's back!
Malendez preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Blue Balls.
Malendez has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.
Malendez just trying to survive but Blue Balls is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dr Blue Balls dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Blue Balls bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Malendez is trying to get back to his feet.
Malendez tries to improve position but can't.
Blue Balls thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Blue Balls tries for a kimura but Malendez is defending well.
Blue Balls is looking to take a break and control but Malendez is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Malendez regains half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Blue Balls is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Malendez tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Blue Balls is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The fighters are battling for position here. Malendez manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Blue Balls avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Malendez throws a nice elbow from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Malendez is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Blue Balls controls from within his opponent's guard.
Malendez has his foot on Blue Balls's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Blue Balls works his way back into a safe position though.
Blue Balls not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Blue Balls pushes down on Malendez's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Blue Balls is working for a submission of some sort.
Malendez moves into full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malendez trying to keep a closed guard but Blue Balls is proving a slippery customer.
Blue Balls trying to control but Malendez is working from the bottom.
Blue Balls avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Blue Balls is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Blue Balls drops back, looking for a kneebar! Malendez looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Malendez looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Malendez!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Malendez working the ground and pound from side control.
Blue Balls wants to control but Malendez postures up.
Blue Balls tries to buck Malendez off but Malendez is having none of it.
Malendez working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Blue Balls tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Malendez tries for a kimura but Blue Balls is defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Dr Blue Balls will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Malendez gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Blue Balls wants to pass the guard but Malendez is keeping the position.
Malendez has an active guard here but Blue Balls has managed to pass into half guard.
Blue Balls is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Malendez doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Blue Balls.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Blue Balls is trying to control the action in half guard but Malendez is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Blue Balls is really struggling to control Malendez but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Malendez looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Malendez missing with punches from the bottom.
Blue Balls seems to be looking for submissions.
Malendez trying to hold on to Blue Balls's head to control him but Blue Balls postures up.
Dr Blue Balls overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Blue Balls is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Malendez sees it coming and defends easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Blue Balls is looking for a kimura here.
Blue Balls is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Malendez still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Malendez has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
Blue Balls is trying to improve his position.
Malendez scores with punches from side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Blue Balls's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Malendez has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Malendez misses with a takedown attempt
and Blue Balls counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Blue Balls.
Dr Blue Balls is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Malendez keeping moving, preventing Blue Balls from controlling successfully.
Dom Malendez has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Malendez has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Blue Balls can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Blue Balls tries to free his leg and advance position but Malendez is retaining full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blue Balls is on the wrong end of a couple of strikes there.
Malendez working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Blue Balls doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Blue Balls manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Malendez tries to strike from the bottom.
Malendez being controlled here, momentarily.
Blue Balls advances to half guard.
Malendez is trying to control but can't.
Blue Balls performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Blue Balls trying to control from half guard but Malendez is working away.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dr Blue Balls showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Blue Balls has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dr Blue Balls!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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