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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Middle Finger (ranked 2828 p4p, 2688 weight class) and Alexandr Kurilenko (ranked 332 p4p, 321 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Finger might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Side to Side. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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176 cm 19 158 3 - 0 - 0 |
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177 cm 24 161 3 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt Excellent MT Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt Counter fighter Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Middle Finger! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alexandr Kurilenko! The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Finger moves out of range as Kurilenko strikes. Kurilenko has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Finger is landing a low percentage of strikes. Kurilenko rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kurilenko takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. Finger slips a jab and a cross from Kurilenko.
Finger keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl. Finger is looking to counter punch. Kurilenko fails to land the takedown. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Finger walks into a left hand. Finger throws a jab when Kurilenko was well out of range. Kurilenko tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away. Kurilenko takes a swing at Finger's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round. Nice shot by Kurilenko. We've been told by Finger's head coaches at Save America! TRUMP 2020! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. A jab from Finger finds it's way through Kurilenko's defenses. Finger jabbing away but nothing is landing. Finger misses with an uppercut. Kurilenko saw that one coming. Finger throws the left hand but Kurilenko avoids the punch easily. Finger on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kurilenko. Kurilenko obviously looking to wear him down.
Finger on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Kurilenko tried to score with a low kick but Finger checks it. Finger is looking to counter punch. Finger misses with a straight left.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Kurilenko throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean. Finger swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect. Finger scores with a jab to the body. Left hook, right uppercut from Kurilenko. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Kurilenko avoids the body shot from Finger.
Kurilenko shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Finger as he jumps to the side. Middle Finger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alexandr Kurilenko. Nice defenses there by Finger. Kurilenko throws a jab but it's blocked by Finger. Kurilenko misses with a right hand and Finger counters with a stiff right hand. Kurilenko ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Alexandr Kurilenko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Finger tests Kurilenko's chin there with a solid looking shot. Kurilenko misses with a takedown and Finger counters with a crisp right that sends Kurilenko to the canvas! Finger follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Middle Finger! Middle Finger is the new lightweight champion! An out of breath and clearly excited Middle Finger thanked Brooklyn Apothecary for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
36% |
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