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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 12 p4p, 100 weight class) and Roar Horse (ranked 2 p4p, 7 weight class). Grabber comes into the arena with Side to Side blaring out of the sound system. Roar Horse has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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31 - 11 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Roar Horse!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Phil Schofield and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horse throws a leg kick
and Grabber counters with a nice kick to the body.
Horse lands a jab.
Horse slips a jab from Grabber.
Grabber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Horse thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Grabber if he has to take too many more of those.
Grabber throws a lazy right hand but Horse sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Horse avoids the body shot from Grabber.
A swing and a miss from Grabber.
Horse tries a quick counter leg kick but Grabber is wise to it.
Grabber jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Horse punishes Grabber's body with a nice straight punch.
Nice defenses there by Horse.
Grabber jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Horse turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
We've been told by Grabber's head coaches at Save America! TRUMP 2.0 !!! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Horse moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Grabber throws out a loose jab but Horse uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Grabber has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Horse.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Horse scores with a push kick.
Grabber uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
It looks like Roar Horse has been cut.
Grabber throws the kick towards the body but Horse avoids it.
Horse swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Grabber throws a jab when Horse was well out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Horse is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A big right from Grabber misses.
Horse looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Horse ducks under a wild hook from Grabber.
Horse misses with a body shot.
Grabber throwing a counter right hand but Horse manages to avoid it.
Grabber keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A slow jab from Grabber misses its intended target.
Horse is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Grabber.
Grabber takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Grabber throws a hook but Horse blocks it.
Horse lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Horse moves out of range as Grabber strikes.
Grabber throws an overhand right that lands on Horse's shoulder, as Horse tries to avoid the shot.
Horse swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Horse slips a straight right by Grabber.
Grabber looks to land a right hand but Horse moved out of range.
Grabber throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Horse is trying to counter with his kicks.
Grabber walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Horse moves into the clinch successfully.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Horse has a couple of punches blocked by Grabber.
Grabber digs a right hand underneath Horse's ribcage. Horse let out a lung full of air as it connected.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Horse has a couple of punches blocked by Grabber.
Horse misses with a body punch.
A short left from Horse.
Horse tries to work over Grabber's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Grabber breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Horse slips under a jab from Grabber.
Grabber moves out of range of the strikes.
Horse looks to land a body kick but Grabber moved away.
Horse misses with a kick to the body.
Grabber cracks Horse with an open hand slap.
Grabber throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Horse lands an overhand right.
Horse slips a jab from Grabber.
Grabber keeps the fight on the outside.
Grabber takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Horse lands a nice leg kick that just misses Grabber's sensitive parts.
Grabber throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Horse has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Horse throws a shot to the body.
Grabber tries to keep at a distance but Horse has taken the fight into the clinch.
Grabber tries to pull guard but Horse won't allow it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grabber prevents a body shot from Horse.
Grabber blocking some punches.
Grabber throws a head punch that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Grabber.
Horse goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Horse keeps control of Grabber as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Horse working aggressively here.
Horse swings wildly with an uppercut but Grabber uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nice body punch from Grabber - that landed with a thud.
Grabber's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Grabber lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Horse backwards.
Horse works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Horse throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Horse fails to land.
Grabber working hard to break the clinch.
Horse misses with a hook from the clinch.
Horse lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Grabber pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Horse tries to clinch up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grabber buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Horse fails with an attempt to clinch.
Grabber misses with a straight right.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Horse misses with a right hand
and Grabber counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Horse misses with a body kick.
Horse gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Grabber blocks a body shot from Horse.
A nice left hand lands by Grabber.
A head punch on the inside from Horse fails to land.
A short left from Grabber.
Grabber lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Grabber manages to break the clinch.
Horse moves in looking to clinch but Grabber pushes him off.
Grabber cracks Horse with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Grabber has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Horse to stand back up!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Grabber pushes Horse away with a front kick.
Grabber misses the shot to the body.
Horse tries to counter with a clinch but Grabber shakes him off and moves away.
Horse walks into a left hand.
Horse is rocked!
Horse has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Grabber.
Horse has closed the distance and engaged Grabber in a clinch.
Horse fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Crotch Grabber will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Roar Horse's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Grabber looks to throw the jab but Horse is out of range.
A jab from Grabber misses.
Grabber misses with a straight right.
Horse tries to work over Grabber's front leg with a kick but Grabber checks it.
Nice defenses there by Horse.
Horse takes one to the side of the head.
Horse is still on wobbly legs! Can Grabber finish him?
Grabber digs a good hook to Horse's body.
BAM! Grabber delivers a spinning backfist that drops Horse like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber very nearly forgot to thank Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
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hype
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FIGHT
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