PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Brick Shithouse (ranked 4395 p4p, 22057 weight class) and Lazar Markov (ranked 569 p4p, 758 weight class). Lazar Markov has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Brick Shithouse's chin.

Shithouse
vs
Markov

174 cm
29
182
1 - 0 - 0

178 cm
29
170
9 - 10 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brick Shithouse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lazar Markov!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shithouse is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Markov.
Shithouse fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Shithouse moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Shithouse connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Markov momentarily.
Shithouse lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Shithouse throws a perfectly timed hook that sends Markov crashing down! Markov tries to stagger back to his feet but Shithouse just hammers him until the ref stops the fight! A confused Markov asks the ref what just happened. Poor fella.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brick Shithouse!