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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Louis C K (ranked 773 p4p, 545 weight class) and Welter Weight (ranked 116 p4p, 85 weight class). C K comes into the arena with Live at Carnegie Hall blaring out of the sound system. Weight has chosen They say that I'm Crazy as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Louis C K!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Welter Weight!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Cecil Peabody and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
C K looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Weight takes a swing at C K's ribcage but misses.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Nice body punch from C K.
C K lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
It looks like Welter Weight has been cut.
Weight tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but C K was well out of range. Poor timing from Weight.
Weight uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from C K.
Weight throws a counter combo.
C K misses with a straight right.
Weight missing with a left hand there. C K was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
C K swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Louis C K seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice shot lands for C K.
C K lands with a right hand.
C K tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Weight was well out of range. Poor timing from C K.
C K scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
C K takes a jab right on the kisser.
C K throws a body shot but no joy.
A big right from Weight misses.
C K throws the left hand but Weight avoids the punch easily.
Weight pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
C K throws a body punch but Weight moves out of range.
Weight misses with a hook. C K ducked under it nicely.
Weight moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
C K swings widly with a right hand
and Weight counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
C K tried to score with a low kick but Weight checks it.
Weight looks to score with a jab to the body but C K is just out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
C K slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
C K jabs at Weight's body.
C K blocks a jab.
C K ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Weight moves away.
Weight misses with a straight left.
Weight has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Weight takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The fighters circling - Weight throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Weight throws a shot from downtown. C K moves away and avoids it.
Weight uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from C K.
C K throws a jab when Weight was well out of range.
Weight throws a looping overhand right but C K ducks down to avoid it.
C K scores with a sloppy right hand. Weight should have avoided that one.
C K misses with a jab to the body
and Weight cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
C K cracks a nice hook into Weight's ribs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
C K misses with a left hand
and Weight counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
C K ducks under a wild hook from Weight.
C K misses with an uppercut. Weight saw that one coming.
C K defending well as Weight loads up on a big left hand.
Weight connects with a single shot there.
Weight takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts C K, as that shot connected.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
C K lands a body shot.
C K scores with a body shot.
Weight moves away from the strike by C K.
Weight tries to counter by closing the distance.
Weight takes a swing at C K's ribcage but misses.
Weight tries to move into range but C K moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
C K steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Weight.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by C K.
Weight misses with a wild combination.
C K lands a glancing blow to the side of Weight's head.
Weight is rocked!
C K throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Weight tries to counter by closing the distance.
Weight is still on wobbly legs! Can C K finish him?
C K throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Weight looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Weight seems to have recovered his senses.
C K cracks Weight with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. C K has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Weight to stand back up!
Weight keeps the fight on the outside.
Weight just misses with a punch to the body.
Weight looks to land a right hand but C K moved out of range.
C K throws a lazy right hand but Weight sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
C K throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Weight is clearly trying to counter these attacks from C K with a body shot.
C K missing with a left hand there. Weight was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
C K looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
C K swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Weight dips to his left and cracks C K with an uppercut!
C K is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Weight cracks C K with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Weight sizes up C K with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Weight fakes high and swings low for a body shot but C K manages to avoid it.
C K cracks Weight with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Weight throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Weight on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
C K throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Weight counters with a nice uppercut.
C K is rocked!
OH! C K has been rocked by a huge right hand and is in deep trouble! Weight smells blood and charges in for the finish! Weight unloads a vicious overhand right and connects to the jaw of C K sending him face first to the canvas! Unbelievable!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Welter Weight!
An out of breath and clearly excited Welter Weight thanked Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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