PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Testy McTestface (ranked 2942 p4p, 4852 weight class) and Jesse Pinkman (ranked 46 p4p, 87 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Pinkman's choice of entrance music: DLZ by TV on the Radio. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

McTestface
vs
Pinkman

225 cm
18
150
0 - 0 - 0

173 cm
18
155
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Self confident

Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Testy McTestface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jesse Pinkman!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Wesley Smith and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pinkman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McTestface.
Pinkman throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McTestface sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McTestface appears to be looking for a counter takedown.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

McTestface breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pinkman keeps the fight on the outside.
McTestface slips under a jab.

Pinkman clinches with his opponent.

McTestface escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

A momentary lapse in concentration from McTestface enables Pinkman to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. McTestface manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Pinkman's corner is telling him to maintain position.
McTestface throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Pinkman is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McTestface avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Pinkman is working McTestface over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pinkman loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Pinkman wants to control from the top but McTestface keeps moving.
McTestface has control of Pinkman's left arm, preventing Pinkman from doing any damage.
McTestface wants to sweep here but Pinkman controlling him for the moment.
McTestface thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
McTestface wants to get back to his feet but Pinkman is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.

Pinkman feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
McTestface knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Pinkman on the ground.
McTestface has his hands on Pinkman's head, controlling the position.
McTestface can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Pinkman controls the pace.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pinkman advances to half guard.
Pinkman is thwarting McTestface's attempts to control the position.
McTestface misses with some strikes from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pinkman wants to control but McTestface is keeping him busy.
McTestface really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
McTestface is trying to maintain the position but Pinkman is very close to passing his half guard.
McTestface on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if McTestface tries to get out of the position.
Pinkman is nestled in close to McTestface, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pinkman is controlling the pace.
McTestface is staying active underneath Pinkman, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jesse Pinkman comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Pinkman has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 9:10
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 9:10
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jesse Pinkman!
Post fight, an emotional Jesse Pinkman said 'Yeah that's right I won BITCH!'.