|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sausage Pizza (ranked 4327 p4p, 25374 weight class) and Fatty McFatass (ranked 171 p4p, 227 weight class). Pizza comes to the cage accompanied by Koo Koo Kanga Roo - All I Eat Is Pizza. The crowd seem to be enjoying McFatass's choice of entrance music: Fat by Weird Al Yankovic. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
 |
|
 |
| 215 cm
25
280
1 - 1 - 0 |
|
175 cm
22
300
4 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
|
Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sausage Pizza!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Fatty McFatass!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Percy O'Donnell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFatass tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Pizza swivels and escapes.
McFatass on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pizza. Pizza obviously looking to wear him down.
Pizza moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
McFatass doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Pizza counters with a head kick that drops McFatass to the mat! McFatass scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Pizza! McFatass is out on his feet! Pizza rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - McFatass is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! McFatass is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sausage Pizza!
After the big win, Sausage Pizza made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Concrete Clothing (Laundry Re Stock Coming Soon) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
100% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
