PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hiro Manowaru (ranked 6 p4p, 9 weight class) and Crotch Grabber (ranked 1 p4p, 2 weight class). Manowaru's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lay Down. Grabber has chosen Side to Side as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Crotch Grabber will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Manowaru
vs
Grabber

193 cm
31
272
25 - 8 - 0

207 cm
34
278
37 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hiro Manowaru!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 37 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, James Ackerman and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grabber uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Manowaru.
Manowaru with a nice calf kick.
A good leg kick by Manowaru.
Manowaru moves out of range of the body kick from Grabber.
Grabber pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Manowaru works Grabber's body with a nice hook.
A telegraphed right hand from Manowaru misses the target.
Manowaru dodges the punch combination from Grabber.
Grabber thuds his shin into the meat of Manowaru's side.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grabber misses with a double jab
and Manowaru counters with a straight right hand.
A low kick from Grabber is predictable there
and Manowaru counters with a leg kick.
Grabber throws a poor cross that misses
and Manowaru counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Grabber throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Manowaru sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
and Manowaru counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Grabber looks winded!
Manowaru lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Manowaru blocks a jab.
Manowaru misses with a straight right.
Manowaru takes one to the side of the head.
Grabber steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Manowaru.
Manowaru throws a leg kick which misses Grabber's front leg but catches the back leg as Grabber tries to avoid it.
Grabber scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Grabber blocks a jab.
Manowaru misses with a head kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Grabber misses the target.
An attempted straight right counter from Manowaru misses the target.
Manowaru lands a head shot.
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Manowaru uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Grabber.
Grabber throws a hook but Manowaru avoids it easily.
Manowaru takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Grabber throws a jab but it's blocked by Manowaru.
Grabber cracks a nice hook into Manowaru's ribs.
Manowaru throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Grabber throws a lazy uppercut
and Manowaru cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Grabber looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Grabber blocks a low kick nicely.
Grabber throws the left hand but Manowaru avoids the punch easily.
Manowaru swings for the body but Grabber moves out of range.
Grabber misses with a body shot

and Manowaru counters with a nice right hand that sends Grabber toppling to the canvas! Grabber scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Manowaru finish him?!

Grabber is rocked!
Grabber rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Grabber misses with a hook

and Manowaru counters with a crisp right hand that drops Grabber! Manowaru lets Grabber back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Grabber is still on wobbly legs! Can Manowaru finish him?
Manowaru moves in close and cracks Grabber with a massive right hand! Grabber, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Manowaru!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hiro Manowaru!
Hiro Manowaru retains his super heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Hiro Manowaru thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Crotch Grabber was interviewed post fight and said 'did u fart? or is that ur breath???'.