PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Tom Obama (ranked 5385 p4p, 5253 weight class) and Joe Armstrong (ranked 198 p4p, 104 weight class). Armstrong comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Team America - America, Fuck Yeah! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Tom Obama has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Obama
vs
Armstrong

190 cm
18
265
1 - 0 - 0

195 cm
18
240
1 - 0 - 0

Excellent MT
Very quick

Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tom Obama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Armstrong!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Ian Loll and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Armstrong throws a jab but it's blocked by Obama.
Armstrong swings widly with a right hand
and Obama counters with a straight right hand.

It looks like Joe Armstrong has been cut.
Armstrong misses the shot to the body.
Obama swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Obama scores with a jab to the jaw.
Armstrong doesn't manage to clinch there - Obama circles away.

Obama catches his opponent with a big hook that sends him to the canvas! Armstrong stumbles back to his feet but will the referee allow it to continue? Armstrong walks forwards and this one will be allowed to continue! Come on!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Armstrong wants to clinch but Obama slips to the side

and Obama counters with a lead uppercut that lands right on the button! Armstrong goes down! Will Armstrong beat the count? 3,4,5 - he's up! No problem. Let's get back to the action!

That has opened up Joe Armstrong's cut even more.
Armstrong tries to clinch
and Obama counters with a right hand from hell and Armstrong is out cold! A vicious knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Tom Obama!
Tom Obama bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
The defeated Joe Armstrong had this to say: 'God bless America! We will fucking nuke you ALL!'.