PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Nati Pisswater (ranked 2151 p4p, 3131 weight class) and Bilal Vinsson (ranked 235 p4p, 327 weight class). The key to victory for Nati Pisswater has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Pisswater
vs
Vinsson

172 cm
22
149
4 - 2 - 0

168 cm
25
150
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Nati Pisswater!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bilal Vinsson!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, John Kavanagh and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vinsson throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pisswater stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Vinsson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pisswater jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pisswater scores with a shot to the body.
Vinsson misses with a body shot.
Vinsson connects with a nice looking jab.
Bilal Vinsson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vinsson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Vinsson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Vinsson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pisswater closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Vinsson shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.

Pisswater pushes Vinsson off and gets back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pisswater avoids a punch combination nicely.
Vinsson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pisswater buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A shot to the liver by Vinsson. Beautiful body shot.
Pisswater sizes up Vinsson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Vinsson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vinsson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pisswater moves away.
Pisswater wants to clinch.
Vinsson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pisswater connects with a crisp jab.
Pisswater throws a leg kick but Vinsson moved away.
Vinsson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pisswater.
Vinsson punishes Pisswater's body with a nice straight punch.
Vinsson shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Pisswater throws a sloppy head kick and Vinsson moves out of range easily.
Pisswater dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Vinsson. That did some damage!
Pisswater lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Vinsson is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Vinsson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pisswater manages to avoid it.

Pisswater takes the fight into the clinch.
Pisswater can't find room to land a body shot as Vinsson controls the action.
Pisswater lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vinsson blocks a body shot from Pisswater.
Pisswater is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Pisswater pushes Vinsson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pisswater wants to get back to striking at distance but Vinsson won't allow it.
Vinsson being controlled against the cage.
Vinsson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pisswater's elbow.
Pisswater lands a right hand that snaps the head of Vinsson backwards.
Pisswater throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Vinssons head.
Pisswater misses with a punch on the inside.
Pisswater lands a hook to the side of the head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Pisswater makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Pisswater.
Vinsson has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Pisswater after a bit of a struggle.
Vinsson displaying some good clinch control by pressing Pisswater up against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pisswater blocks a body shot from Vinsson.
Pisswater prevents a takedown attempt there.
Nati Pisswater has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bilal Vinsson.
Vinsson is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
A right hand to the body from Pisswater.
Pisswater lands a right hand.
Pisswater working aggressively here.
Vinsson is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Vinsson.
Pisswater tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Vinsson's elbow.
Pisswater throws a head punch that misses.
Pisswater blocking some punches.
Good body shot from Pisswater.
A nice left hand lands by Pisswater.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Pisswater.
A head punch on the inside from Pisswater fails to land.
A body shot lands from Pisswater.
Pisswater gets underhooks to prevent Vinsson's takedown attempt.
Pisswater struggles to land a body shot inside as Vinsson controls his hands.
Vinsson has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Pisswater after a bit of a struggle.
Vinsson takes a shot to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pisswater struggles to land a body shot inside as Vinsson controls his hands.
A short right from Pisswater on the inside.
Pisswater lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Vinsson has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Pisswater avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Vinsson looks winded!
Pisswater scores with a hook to the body.
Pisswater presses Vinsson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Pisswater lands a hook that snaps the head of Vinsson backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pisswater lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Nice body punch from Pisswater.
I was talking to Pisswater's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Vinsson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pisswater lands with a light punch inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nati Pisswater dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Pisswater lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Pisswater uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Vinsson misses with a two punch combination.
Vinsson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pisswater. Pisswater obviously looking to wear him down.
Vinsson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Pisswater slips a straight right by Vinsson.
Pisswater connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A clash of legs there as Vinsson blocks the low kick.
Vinsson misses with a series of wild punches.
Pisswater fires out a quick counter leg kick but Vinsson just manages to avoid it.
Vinsson cracks a nice hook into Pisswater's ribs.
Pisswater lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Vinsson.
Vinsson shoots in for a takedown but Pisswater shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Pisswater is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Vinsson can do to turn this around?
Pisswater throws a body punch but Vinsson moves out of range.
Vinsson drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Pisswater defends it well.

Pisswater closes the distance and clinches.
Pisswater tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Pisswater on the inside.
Vinsson looking for a takedown.
Nati Pisswater has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bilal Vinsson.
Pisswater misses with a punch to the body.
Pisswater lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Pisswater working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Vinsson drops down looking for an ankle pick but Pisswater pulls his leg out and moves away.
Pisswater showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Vinsson.
Pisswater throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Pisswater lands a glancing blow to the side of Vinsson's head.
Vinsson keeps the fight on the outside.
Vinsson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pisswater.
Nati Pisswater is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Pisswater clinches with his opponent.
Pisswater is working Vinsson over against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vinsson tries a body shot but Pisswater blocks it.
Vinsson tries for a takedown but Pisswater manages to get underhooks.
Vinsson is breathing heavily.
Vinsson working aggressively here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Pisswater.
Pisswater works on Vinsson's body with a couple of short punches.
Pisswater softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Pisswater lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Vinsson backwards.
Vinsson takes a shot to the head.
Pisswater dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Pisswater lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pisswater scores with a shot to the side of Vinsson's head.
A hook to the body from Pisswater.
Pisswater scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A right hand to the body from Pisswater.
A left hand lands to the body for Pisswater.
Pisswater digs a right hand into Vinsson's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Vinsson's gas tank.
Pisswater lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Vinsson or not.
Pisswater lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Vinsson.
Pisswater lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Pisswater manages to break the clinch.
Vinsson is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Pisswater rather than just go for the knockout.

Pisswater gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Pisswater is working Vinsson over against the cage.
Good body shot from Pisswater.
Pisswater lands a right hand.
Pisswater scores with a shoulder strike.
Pisswater cracks Vinsson with a nice body shot.
Nati Pisswater has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A nice right hand lands inside from Pisswater.

Pisswater breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Vinsson misses the shot to the body.
Pisswater lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Bilal Vinsson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Vinsson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pisswater moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Pisswater throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pisswater connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Vinsson momentarily.
Vinsson throws a jab but it's blocked by Pisswater.
Vinsson avoids the head kick by Pisswater.
Vinsson drops his hands momentarily and Pisswater takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisswater scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Vinsson is rocked!

Vinsson drives through with a takedown into guard.

Pisswater pushes Vinsson off and scrambles back to his feet.
Pisswater just misses with a punch to the body.
Vinsson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pisswater scores with a jab.
Pisswater fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Vinsson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Pisswater keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Vinsson looks to score with a jab to the body but Pisswater is just out of range.
Pisswater throws a shot to the body.
Pisswater feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Vinssons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Vinsson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Vinsson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pisswater fires out a quick counter leg kick but Vinsson just manages to avoid it.

Pisswater drops Vinsson with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Vinsson looks back up at him and smiles so Pisswater waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Vinsson is still on wobbly legs! Can Pisswater finish him?
Pisswater is looking to slow Vinsson down with leg kicks.
Pisswater buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nati Pisswater dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Pisswater scores with a shot to the body.
Vinsson seems to have recovered his senses.
Pisswater tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Vinsson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Pisswater on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Vinsson dives in for a single leg takedown but Pisswater sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Pisswater slips a jab and a cross from Vinsson.
Nati Pisswater is winning the standup battle so far.
Pisswater catches Vinsson with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Pisswater, as that shot connected.
Vinsson darts in looking for a takedown but Pisswater gets double underhooks and turns Vinsson into the cage.
Pisswater lands a body shot.

Pisswater lands a left and a right that send Vinsson crashing to the mat, dazed. Pisswater thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vinsson shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Pisswater defends it nicely.
Nati Pisswater has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bilal Vinsson.
Pisswater throws a body shot but no joy.
Vinsson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Pisswater takes a swing at Vinsson's ribcage but misses.
Pisswater dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Vinsson. That did some damage!
Vinsson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pisswater.
Pisswater looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Vinsson dodges the punch combination from Pisswater.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisswater tries to close the distance and clinch up but Vinsson swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Vinsson looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Pisswater is trying to control the position but Vinsson postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pisswater avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Vinsson throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Vinsson chips away with some ground and pound.
Pisswater manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Vinsson manages to get himself to full guard.

Pisswater's corner is telling him to maintain position.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Vinsson is on top in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vinsson is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pisswater is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Vinsson is stalling in the full guard.
Vinsson with a nice head shot there.
Vinsson is in close to Pisswater's body, working some short punches and elbows.

Pisswater pushes Vinsson off and gets back to his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Vinsson swinging wildly here.
Pisswater throws a head kick that half lands.
Nati Pisswater is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Vinsson. Pisswater does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pisswater connects with a solid leg kick.
Pisswater lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

Vinsson shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Pisswater napping and manages to drive through into side control!

Pisswater throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
Vinsson digs a good body shot into Pisswater's ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vinsson misses with a looping right.
Pisswater thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Vinsson if he has to take too many more of those.
Pisswater lands a really nice looking cross but Vinsson seems unphased.
Pisswater lands with a shot to the body.
Vinsson moves forwards but Pisswater connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Vinsson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pisswater tries to score with a low kick but Vinsson moves his leg out of the way.
Vinsson changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Pisswater scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Vinsson throws a combination that misses
and Pisswater counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Vinsson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vinsson shoots for a double leg takedown but Pisswater sprawls well. He's pushed Vinsson's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Vinsson's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Vinsson throws a poor cross that misses

and Pisswater moves into the clinch.
Pisswater stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Vinsson is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Pisswater pushes Vinsson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pisswater tries to work over Vinsson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Vinsson misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pisswater tries to work over Vinsson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pisswater lands a left hand.
Bilal Vinsson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Pisswater breaks from the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nati Pisswater showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Pisswater has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nati Pisswater!
Nati Pisswater managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing, into his post fight interview.