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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Chubby Funster (ranked 1048 p4p, 1258 weight class) and Teshima Shigochiyo (ranked 127 p4p, 153 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Funster might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Village People - YMCA. Shigochiyo has chosen Yoshida Brothers - Rising as his entrance music. Chubby Funster is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chubby Funster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Teshima Shigochiyo!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Daniel Cesar and Mauricio Rocha.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Funster shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Shigochiyo as he avoids it easily.
Shigochiyo has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Shigochiyo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Funster shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Shigochiyo napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Shigochiyo sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Funster is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Shigochiyo wants to control but Funster is keeping busy.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shigochiyo is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Funster pulls his head out easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Funster tries to stand and escape but Shigochiyo is controlling the position.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Funster is defended easily by Shigochiyo.
Funster will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Funster looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Chubby Funster. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Funster misses with a takedown attempt
and Shigochiyo decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Funster's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Funster keeping moving, preventing Shigochiyo from controlling successfully.
Shigochiyo stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Funster swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Funster keeping moving, preventing Shigochiyo from controlling successfully.
Shigochiyo sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Funster's guard.
Funster tries to kick Shigochiyo off but Shigochiyo keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Shigochiyo is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Funster doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Shigochiyo.
Shigochiyo seems to be looking for submissions.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shigochiyo is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Funster is just riding it out for now. Shigochiyo eventually gives up the hold.
Funster looks like he's trying to stand up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Shigochiyo is looking for a kimura but Funster is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Shigochiyo to get the leverage.
Funster is defending against the submission attempts here by Shigochiyo.
Funster is defending against the submission attempts here by Shigochiyo.
Shigochiyo is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Funster is looking to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Teshima Shigochiyo dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Funster shoots for a double leg takedown but Shigochiyo sprawls well. He's pushed Funster's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Shigochiyo is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Funster's half guard.
Shigochiyo is trying to work for a kimura but Funster is defending well.
Shigochiyo is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Funster still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Funster has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
Shigochiyo is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shigochiyo can't do much from the bottom here.
Teshima Shigochiyo has got the better of the ground game so far.
Shigochiyo tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Funster wants to stand but Shigochiyo is controlling his arm.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Shigochiyo is trying to get back to half guard.
Funster wants to stand but Shigochiyo is controlling his arm.
Shigochiyo looks to move to half guard but instead Funster has passed into mount! Damn!
Shigochiyo working to try and regain half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Funster is trying to stand up but he's being controlled by his opponent.
Shigochiyo is trying desperately to improve position.
Shigochiyo bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shigochiyo is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Funster is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Funster has escaped and now he's on top!
Shigochiyo is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Shigochiyo trying to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Chubby Funster will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!
Shigochiyo tries for a takedown but Funster sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Horrible takedown attempt by Funster or perhaps it was just good defense by Shigochiyo, which made it look bad.
Funster fails to land the takedown.
Shigochiyo slaps away a takedown attempt from Funster, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Shigochiyo drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Funster defends it well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Chubby Funster. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shigochiyo stuffs the takedown attempt from Funster. Funster gets slowly back to his feet.
Shigochiyo scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Funster tries to kick Shigochiyo off in order to stand up. Shigochiyo Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A lull in the action here as Shigochiyo stalls from top position.
Shigochiyo is looking to take a break and control but Funster is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Shigochiyo taking a breather here.
Shigochiyo working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shigochiyo wants to lay and pray for a moment but Funster keeps working.
Funster is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Shigochiyo has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Shigochiyo is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Funster is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Shigochiyo tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shigochiyo swings around for an armbar but Funster sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Shigochiyo's guard.
Shigochiyo has a closed guard, preventing Funster from standing up.
Shigochiyo is looking for a triangle but Funster pushes his legs off easily.
Funster tries to stand but Shigochiyo is controlling from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Shigochiyo is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Funster defends well.
Funster tries to stand but Shigochiyo is controlling from the bottom.
Shigochiyo is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Funster is looking to stand up but Shigochiyo won't let him.
And that's the end of the fight!
Teshima Shigochiyo comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Shigochiyo has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 28:29
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Teshima Shigochiyo!
Our winner, Teshima Shigochiyo, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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hype
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