PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pinny Chicken (ranked 3576 p4p, 4899 weight class) and Tam Conn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pinny Chicken is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Chicken
vs
Conn

174 cm
25
159
0 - 1 - 0

177 cm
25
161
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
KO power

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Can Moonwalk

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Pinny Chicken!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tam Conn!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Bart Greer and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Conn avoids the head kick by Chicken.
Chicken looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Conn looks to throw the jab but Chicken is out of range.
Conn looks to land a combination but Chicken avoids it well.
Tam Conn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Conn is looking to score with low kicks.
Conn throws a good cross that connects.
Chicken dodges the punch combination from Conn.
Chicken tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Conn will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Chicken drops down looking for a counter takedown but Conn sprawls and moves away.
Conn throws a chopping leg kick but Chicken manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Conn fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Chicken avoids it really well and circles away.
Chicken throws a combination. Conn tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chicken throws a head kick but Conn moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chicken lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Conn circles away quickly and effectively.
Conn swinging wildly here.
Conn has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Chicken.
Chicken is breathing heavily.

Conn rushes Chicken and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Chicken misses with a hook from the clinch.
Conn wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Chicken blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Conn lands a left hand.
Conn pushes Chicken back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Conn lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Conn is trying to break the clinch but Chicken has him pressed against the cage.
Conn misses with a knee strike.
Chicken is trying to break the clinch but Conn is controlling him.
Conn is trying to break the clinch but Chicken is controlling him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chicken taking a breather.
Conn softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Conn wants to get back to striking at distance but Chicken won't allow it.
Conn gets through Chicken's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Conn is trying to push Chicken away but Chicken has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Chicken wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Conn lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Chicken backwards.
Conn trying to land knees to the body.
Conn tries to land knees in the clinch but Chicken avoids the damage to the body.
Conn looking to throw knees to the head but Chicken is blocking nicely.
Chicken with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Chicken wants to get back to striking at distance but Conn won't allow it.
Conn is trying to break free.
A short right from Conn on the inside.
Conn lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Conn jumps guard but Chicken turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Conn working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Chicken is rocked!

Conn decides to pull guard.
Oh Chicken is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

Chicken has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Conn to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Chicken is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Conn pulls down on the head and he's put Chicken to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Tam Conn!