PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Chewer (ranked 7325 p4p, 3473 weight class) and Sammie Conner (ranked 522 p4p, 360 weight class). Chewer comes to the cage accompanied by Side to Side. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Chewer
vs
Conner

175 cm
20
157
0 - 1 - 0

170 cm
26
146
2 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Chewer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sammie Conner!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Paulsen Ambrosius and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Conner connects with a crisp jab.
Conner uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Chewer.
Conner looks to land a right hand but Chewer moved out of range.
Chewer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Conner looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Conner takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Chewer lands a really nice looking cross but Conner seems unphased.
Chewer misses with a double jab

and Conner holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Chewer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Chewer misses with a body punch.
Conner tries a body shot but Chewer blocks it.
Chewer misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chewer.
A short uppercut from Chewer.
Chewer tries a body shot but Conner blocks it.
Conner lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chewer lands with a left to the head.
Conner prevents a body shot from Chewer.
Chewer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Conner misses with a punch to the body.
Conner blocking some punches.
Chewer struggles to land a body shot inside as Conner controls his hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chewer blocking some punches.
Conner goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chewer works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Conner misses with the head strike.
Conner misses with a punch on the inside.
Conner lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Conner tries to throw a body punch but Chewer avoids it by throwing Conner back against the cage.
Chewer swings wildly with an uppercut but Conner uses good head movement to avoid it.
Conner tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Conner misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Conner fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chewer.
Conner blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Conner blocks a body shot from Chewer.
Conner blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chewer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Conner escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Chewer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Chewer connects with a right hand. Conner shakes it off.
Chewer looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from Chewer finds it's target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Conner digs a good body shot into Chewer's ribs.
Conner fails in his attempt to clinch.
It looked like Chewer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Conner tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Chewer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Conner takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Chewer jabs Conner to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Conner rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Chewer makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

Conner moves into the clinch successfully.
Chewer can't find room to land a body shot as Conner controls the action.
Chewer misses with a punch to the body.
Chewer digs a right hand into Conner's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Conner's gas tank.
Conner scores with a shot to the side of Chewer's head.
Chewer lands with a short shot to the head.
Conner misses with some punches.
Conner fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Chewer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Chewer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Chewer throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Conner fails to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Chewer.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Chewer as Conner tries to tie him up.
Chewer lands with a left to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Conner.
Chewer pushes Conner back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Chewer tries to throw a body punch but Conner avoids it by throwing Chewer back against the cage.
Conner has a couple of punches blocked by Chewer.
Chewer scores with a shot to the side of Conner's head.
Chewer tries a body shot but Conner blocks it.
Conner tries to work over Chewer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Chewer doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chewer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Conner backwards.
Conner tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chewer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Conner swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chewer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chewer throws a punch but it's blocked by Conner.
Chewer lands a body punch.
A right handed body shot lands from Chewer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Conner misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chewer digs a right hand into Conner's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Conner's gas tank.
Chewer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Chewer lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Chewer throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Chewer.
A nice right hand lands inside from Chewer.
Conner tries to throw a body punch but Chewer avoids it by throwing Conner back against the cage.
Chewer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chewer misses with some punches.
Conner can't find room to land a body shot as Chewer controls the action.
Conner's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Chewer tries to throw a body punch but Conner avoids it by throwing Chewer back against the cage.
Chewer misses with a punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Chewer scores with a nice short uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chewer has a couple of punches blocked by Conner.
Chewer lands a hook to the side of the head.
Chewer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Conner backwards.
Conner makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chewer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crotch Chewer dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Chewer lands a lovely overhand right.
A swing and a miss from Chewer.
Conner is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Nice straight punches there by Chewer. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Chewer.
Conner doesn't manage to clinch there - Chewer circles away.

Conner rushes Chewer and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Conner blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Conner tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chewer's elbow.
A short uppercut from Conner.
Conner lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Chewer backwards.
Chewer lands a hook that snaps the head of Conner backwards.
Conner can't find room to land a body shot as Chewer controls the action.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Conner.
Crotch Chewer has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Conner fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Conner misses with the head strike.
Conner lands a body punch in the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chewer lands a shoulder strike.
Conner misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chewer lands a nice shot to the body.
Conner throws a punch but it's blocked by Chewer.
Conner throws a head punch that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chewer misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Chewer fails to land.
A hook to the body from Chewer.
Chewer scores with a shoulder strike.
Chewer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Chewer.
Still in the clinch, Chewer scores with a nice short uppercut.
Conner misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chewer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Conner can do to turn this around?
A short uppercut from Chewer.
Chewer lands a hook that snaps the head of Conner backwards.
Conner misses with some punches.
Conner blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chewer scores with a hook to the body.
Chewer lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Conner backwards.
Conner lands with a short shot to the head.
Chewer working aggressively here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Conner tries to throw a body punch but Chewer avoids it by throwing Conner back against the cage.
Conner misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short uppercut from Chewer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chewer pushes Conner back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Conner fails to land.
Conner misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chewer lands a left hand.
Chewer scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Conner is rocked!
Conner blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Conner is still on wobbly legs! Can Chewer finish him?
Chewer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Chewer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Conner.
Chewer throws a head punch that misses.
Conner fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Chewer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Conner seems to have recovered his senses.
Chewer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Chewer scores with a nice short uppercut.
Conner struggles to land a body shot inside as Chewer controls his hands.
Chewer swings wildly with an uppercut but Conner uses good head movement to avoid it.
Still in the clinch, Chewer scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Conner lands a right hand that snaps the head of Chewer backwards.
Conner lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Chewer scores with a nice hook to the head.
Chewer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Conner blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chewer misses with the head strike.
Chewer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Chewer lands with a left to the head.
Chewer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Chewer blocks a body shot from Conner.
Conner can't find room to land a body shot as Chewer controls the action.
Chewer misses with the head strike.

Conner breaks from the clinch.
Chewer lands a really nice looking cross but Conner seems unphased.
Conner fails with an attempt to clinch.
Conner fails in his attempt to clinch.
Chewer is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chewer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Conner shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chewer avoids the body shot from Conner.
A big right from Chewer misses.
Conner wants to counter with a clinch but Chewer pushes him away.
Conner is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Conner gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Conner throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chewer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nice defenses there by Conner.
Conner moves in looking to clinch but Chewer pushes him off.
Chewer throwing a counter right hand but Conner manages to avoid it.
Conner takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Chewer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Conner wants to clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chewer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crotch Chewer dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Conner gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Chewer tests Conner's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Conner tries to clinch up.
A cross from Chewer lands.
Conner throws a right hand that Chewer ducks under and follows up with a left that Chewer also avoids with ease.
Conner misses the body punch
and Chewer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Conner wants to clinch up but Chewer keeps it at a distance.

Conner moves into range and clinches up with Chewer.
Chewer blocks a body shot from Conner.
Chewer gets through Conner's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Conner misses with a hook to the ribs.
Conner goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Conner blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Conner lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Chewer backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chewer misses with the head strike.
Conner working aggressively here.
A hook to the body from Conner.
Conner swings wildly with an uppercut but Chewer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chewer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Chewer scores with a shoulder strike.
Chewer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chewer swings wildly with an uppercut but Conner uses good head movement to avoid it.
Conner prevents a body shot from Chewer.
Chewer misses with a punch to the body.
Conner working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Chewer gets through Conner's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Chewer misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Conner fails to land.
Sammie Conner has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Crotch Chewer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Conner lands with a right to the head.
Conner misses with the head strike.
Conner misses with some punches.
Chewer blocks a body shot from Conner.
Chewer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chewer swings wildly with an uppercut but Conner uses good head movement to avoid it.
Conner misses with a hook from the clinch.
Conner working aggressively here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chewer blocking some punches.
Conner misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chewer blocking some punches.
Conner swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Conner misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Conner has a couple of punches blocked by Chewer.
Conner misses with some punches.
Chewer throws a head punch that misses.
Chewer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chewer blocks an uppercut.
Conner throws a punch but it's blocked by Chewer.
Chewer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Conner.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Conner throws a punch but it's blocked by Chewer.
Conner misses with the head strike.
Conner misses with some punches.
Conner misses with a punch on the inside.
Conner misses with a punch on the inside.
Conner can't find room to land a body shot as Chewer controls the action.
Conner can't find room to land a body shot as Chewer controls the action.
Chewer lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Conner.
Conner misses with the head strike.
Conner lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Chewer or not.
Conner misses with a shot to the kidneys.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sammie Conner comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Chewer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 29:28
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Crotch Chewer!
A relieved looking Crotch Chewer thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.