PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Saggy Dinglestomper (ranked 4569 p4p, 23739 weight class) and Piger Whok (ranked 435 p4p, 555 weight class). Whok is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: King of Kings - Motorhead. Saggy Dinglestomper has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Dinglestomper
vs
Whok

176 cm
22
159
2 - 3 - 0

168 cm
22
145
7 - 2 - 0

Excellent boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Saggy Dinglestomper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Piger Whok!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Whok!
Whok will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

Dinglestomper has managed to clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook from the clinch.
Whok blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dinglestomper pushes Whok back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dinglestomper lands a right hand.
Dinglestomper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Whok backwards.
Whok blocks an uppercut.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Whok or not.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Whok blocks it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dinglestomper scores with a shoulder strike.
Whok swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Whok misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Dinglestomper takes a shot to the head.
Whok blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Whok goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
I was talking to Dinglestomper's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Dinglestomper is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Dinglestomper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dinglestomper checks the leg kick nicely there.
Whok throws a low kick but Dinglestomper avoids it.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick and Whok moves out of range easily.
Dinglestomper works the jab nicely.
The fight stays on the outside here - Whok looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Dinglestomper moves into the clinch successfully.
Dinglestomper lands a shoulder strike.
Dinglestomper blocks an elbow strike.
Whok throws an elbow that misses.
Dinglestomper digs a right hand underneath Whok's ribcage. Whok let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Whok trying to land knees to the body.
Whok works on Dinglestomper's body with a couple of short punches.
Dinglestomper blocks the elbow strike.
Dinglestomper on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dinglestomper takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper takes an elbow to the forehead.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch on the inside.
Whok misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper dodges an elbow strike from Whok.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Whok.
Whok scores with a hook to the body.
Whok told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Whok throws an elbow but misses.
Whok fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Whok can't find room to land a body shot as Dinglestomper controls the action.
Dinglestomper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dinglestomper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dinglestomper digs a right hand into Whok's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Whok's gas tank.
A nice left hand lands by Dinglestomper.
A short uppercut from Dinglestomper.
Whok lands an elbow that stopped Dinglestomper in his tracks for a moment.
A right hook to the body lands for Dinglestomper.
Whok looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A short right from Dinglestomper on the inside.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper scores with a shot to the side of Whok's head.
Whok misses with an elbow strike.
Dinglestomper misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper lands with a right to the head.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Whok lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Whok's elbow.
Dinglestomper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Whok has Dinglestomper pressed against the ropes.
Whok misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper pushes Whok back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
A short uppercut from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Whok tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dinglestomper avoids it.
Dinglestomper blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Whok or not.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Whok pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
Whok misses with an elbow strike.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper - that landed with a thud.
Whok looks winded!
Whok is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dinglestomper is defending well for now.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Whok.
Whok missing with knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper - that landed with a thud.
Dinglestomper lands with a right to the head.
Dinglestomper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dinglestomper pushes Whok back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.

Whok is rocked!
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Dinglestomper as Whok tries to tie him up.
Whok pushes off an throws an elbow but Dinglestomper leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Whok tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper digs a right hand into Whok's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Whok's gas tank.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Whok.
Dinglestomper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dinglestomper lands a shot to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Dinglestomper lands a high kick!
Whok is still on wobbly legs! Can Dinglestomper finish him?
Dinglestomper throws a half hearted mid kick.
Whok seems to have recovered his senses.

Dinglestomper clinches up with Whok and pushes him back against the ropes.
Dinglestomper gets through Whok's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Whok lands an elbow just above Dinglestomper 's eye.
Saggy Dinglestomper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Whok lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dinglestomper lands an uppercut.
Whok trying to land knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands with a right to the head.
Dinglestomper avoids a wild elbow strike from Whok.
Dinglestomper lands a shot to the body.
Whok throws a knee to the head but misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper blocks a body shot from Whok.

Dinglestomper breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A low kick lands for Dinglestomper.
Whok throws a body kick that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a nice low kick that buckles Whok's knee momentarily.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
A short left from Dinglestomper.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Whok controls his hands.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Whok creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short right from Dinglestomper.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Whok just misses with a elbow thrown towards Dinglestomper's brow.
Dinglestomper lands a nice uppercut.
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Whok tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right hook to the body lands for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch.
Dinglestomper lands with a left to the head.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Whok blocks it.
Dinglestomper working aggressively here.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Whok or not.
Whok is breathing heavily.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Whok struggles to land a body shot inside as Dinglestomper controls his hands.
Whok misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dinglestomper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Whok gets through Dinglestomper's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Whok.
Whok creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Whok misses with a punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper scores with a shoulder strike.
Dinglestomper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Whok can do to turn this around?
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper - that landed with a thud.
Whok with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dinglestomper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Whoks head.
Whok trying to control the position but instead, Dinglestomper has worked for underhooks and has pushed Whok into the ropes.
Whok swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dinglestomper blocking some punches.
Whok fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Dinglestomper.
A shot in the inside from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Whok's elbow.
Whok blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Whok lands an elbow inside.
Dinglestomper is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Whok fails to land.
Whok throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Dinglestomper lands a nice uppercut.
Whok pushes off an throws an elbow but Dinglestomper leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Whok tries a body shot but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Dinglestomper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Whok lands a knee to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Whok lands with a short shot to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Dinglestomper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Whok backwards.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dinglestomper tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Whok.
Dinglestomper digs a right hand underneath Whok's ribcage. Whok let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dinglestomper leaning his opponent against the ropes.
Dinglestomper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dinglestomper blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Whok lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Dinglestomper.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short right from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands with a right to the head.
Whok looking to stall.
Whok's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Dinglestomper has managed to clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Whok.
Whok misses with the head strike.
A short right from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Whok backwards.
Whok swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Whok tries to stall but Dinglestomper uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Whok pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Whok tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dinglestomper blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Whok tries to throw a body punch but Dinglestomper avoids it by throwing Whok back against the ropes.
Whok blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dinglestomper stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dinglestomper misses with a body punch.
Dinglestomper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Whok backwards.

Dinglestomper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dinglestomper fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Whok looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Whok throws a big shot that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whok lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Whok with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dinglestomper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Dinglestomper looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Whok goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dinglestomper throws a lazy uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot.
Saggy Dinglestomper is winning the standup battle so far.
Dinglestomper lands a high kick!
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick and Whok moves out of range easily.
Dinglestomper is looking to slow Whok down with leg kicks.
Dinglestomper tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dinglestomper lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.

Dinglestomper moves into the clinch successfully.
Dinglestomper digs a right hand underneath Whok's ribcage. Whok let out a lung full of air as it connected.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dinglestomper lands a hook that snaps the head of Whok backwards.
Whok blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dinglestomper misses with some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper lands with a left to the head.
Whok lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dinglestomper backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Whok takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A short right from Dinglestomper on the inside.
A body shot lands from Dinglestomper.
Whok with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dinglestomper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dinglestomper lands an uppercut.
Dinglestomper tries a body shot but Whok blocks it.
A right hand to the body from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper avoids a wild elbow strike from Whok.
Whok misses with some punches.

Dinglestomper breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Whok has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dinglestomper.
Jab from Whok.
That kick from Dinglestomper tenderised Whok's leg. Whok is trying to keep his angry face on.
Dinglestomper throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Whok moves out of range of the body kick.
Dinglestomper lands with a good body shot.
Whok wants to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Whok throws a solid leg kick but Dinglestomper takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Whok.
Whok just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromDinglestomper.

Dinglestomper drives through and clinches with Whok against the ropes.
Dinglestomper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Whok backwards.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Whok misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dinglestomper throws a punch but it's blocked by Whok.
Dinglestomper lands with a right to the head.
Dinglestomper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Whok misses with a punch on the inside.
Whok misses with some punches.

Dinglestomper breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dinglestomper throws a sloppy head kick and Whok moves out of range easily.
Whok is looking to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dinglestomper looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dinglestomper moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Whok.
Dinglestomper tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Whok manages to circle out of the way.
Whok misses with a leg kick.
As Whok tries to get set, Dinglestomper tries to push him back and clinch up but Whok manages to avoid the attempt.
Whok tries to clinch up but Dinglestomper circles away and keeps his distance.
Whok walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Whok misses with a body kick.
Dinglestomper throws a body punch but Whok moves out of range.
Whok tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Dinglestomper paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Whok is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Whok connects with a body shot that sends Dinglestomper's belly button to the back.
Whok with a nice calf kick.
Whok defending well as Dinglestomper loads up on a big left hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Dinglestomper closes the distance and pushes Whok back into the ropes.
Dinglestomper scores with a shoulder strike.
Whok lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Dinglestomper tries to throw a body punch but Whok avoids it by throwing Dinglestomper back against the ropes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper clearly takes that round.
That's time! Dinglestomper's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Dinglestomper moves out of range of the leg kick from Whok.
Whok throws out a powerful jab.
Whok looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Danga de danga de dang - Whok scores with a four punch combination!
Dinglestomper blocks a low kick nicely.
A head kick from Dinglestomper lands but Whok takes it in his stride.
Piger Whok seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Whok lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

Dinglestomper clinches up with Whok and pushes him back against the ropes.
Dinglestomper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Whok misses with a punch to the body.
Dinglestomper blocks the elbow strike.
Whok takes a shot to the head.
Whok lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dinglestomper tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dinglestomper lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dinglestomper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Whoks head.
Dinglestomper throws a head punch that misses.
Dinglestomper blocks the elbow strike.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Whok lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dinglestomper.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Whok swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Whok trying to control the position but instead, Dinglestomper has worked for underhooks and has pushed Whok into the ropes.

Dinglestomper's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A clash of legs there as Whok blocks the low kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Dinglestomper crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Whok - the referee stops the clock and Dinglestomper gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Whok. Dinglestomper manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Whok blocks a head kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Whok. Dinglestomper shrugs it off though.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dinglestomper. Whok does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper thows a body kick. Whok tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Whok lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whok cracks Dinglestomper with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Dinglestomper misses with a head kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Whok blocks the leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Whok throws a front kick that sends Dinglestomper stumbling back into the ropes.
Whok tries to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper saw it coming and moves away.
Whok throws a jab when Dinglestomper was well out of range.
Dinglestomper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

Whok moves into the clinch.
Whok blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Whok swings wildly with an uppercut but Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dinglestomper struggles to land a body shot inside as Whok controls his hands.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dinglestomper.
Whok throws an elbow but it misses.
Dinglestomper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Whok misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dinglestomper lands a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Dinglestomper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dinglestomper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Whok's elbow.
Dinglestomper dodges an elbow strike from Whok.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Whok fails to land.
Whok missing with knees to the body.
Whok lands a right hand.
Good body shot from Dinglestomper.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dinglestomper.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Whok.
A nice left hand lands by Dinglestomper.
Whok misses with a body punch.
Whok is trying to stall.
Whok prevents a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Whok taking a breather.
Dinglestomper misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Whok blocks an uppercut.
Whok throws an elbow but it misses.
Whok blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper avoids a wild elbow strike from Whok.
Dinglestomper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dinglestomper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Whoks head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Whok.
Whok misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dinglestomper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Whok throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dinglestomper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Whoks head.
Still in the clinch, Dinglestomper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dinglestomper can't find room to land a body shot as Whok controls the action.
Whok lands an elbow just above Dinglestomper 's eye.
Dinglestomper lands with a light punch inside.
Whok tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Saggy Dinglestomper had his way with Piger Whok in that round.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Whok tries to land a leg kick but Dinglestomper saw it coming and moves away.
Whok on the wrong end of a nice hook.

Dinglestomper has managed to clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Whok or not.
Whok with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Whok backwards.
Dinglestomper creates a bit of distance and cracks Whok with a big uppercut! Whok goes down! The referee pushes Dinglestomper away into a neutral corner and starts the count. 4,5,6,7. Will Whok make it up in time? He's still flopping around all over the place! The referee has called off the fight! Dinglestomper takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Saggy Dinglestomper!
During a confident post fight interview, Saggy Dinglestomper thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.