PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jose Canseco (ranked 4435 p4p, 1474 weight class) and Paul Beecher (ranked 162 p4p, 61 weight class). Canseco comes to the cage accompanied by Lenarr Young - I gotta take a doo doo. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Canseco
vs
Beecher

193 cm
29
270
12 - 26 - 0

225 cm
32
285
22 - 17 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Dick Dolla Douchebag

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jose Canseco !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 17 - 0, fighting out of New York, Paul Beecher!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Canseco throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Canseco misses with a double jab.
Sloppy strikes from Canseco . Those never looked like landing.
A countering left hand to the body from Beecher misses.
Beecher swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A punch combination from Canseco misses.
Beecher scores with a hook to the body. Canseco takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Canseco misses with a series of wild punches.
Beecher pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Beecher bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Beecher connects with a looping right hand.
Beecher thuds a left hand into Canseco 's body.

Beecher has taken the fight to the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice left hand lands by Beecher.

Canseco breaks the clinch.
Beecher thows a body kick. Canseco tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Canseco is breathing heavily.
Canseco swinging wildly here.
Canseco misses with a wild combination.
Canseco throws a series of punches but Beecher moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Canseco checks the leg kick.
Canseco avoids a kick to the body.

Beecher closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Beecher goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Beecher breaks from the clinch.
We've been informed that Beecher has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Beecher throws a wild body kick that Canseco sees coming a mile off.
Beecher throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Sloppy strikes from Canseco . Those never looked like landing.
Beecher scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Beecher tries to land a front kick but Canseco steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Beecher is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Canseco rather than just go for the knockout.
Beecher throws a leg kick which misses Canseco 's front leg but catches the back leg as Canseco tries to avoid it.
Beecher throws a solid leg kick but Canseco takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Beecher.
Beecher misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Canseco throws a body shot but no joy.
Beecher let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Beecher thuds his right hand into Canseco 's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

Canseco is rocked!
Canseco throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Canseco misses with a wild body shot.
Beecher is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Beecher ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Canseco looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beecher throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.

Beecher instigates a clinch.

Beecher breaks from the clinch.
Jab from Beecher.
Canseco misses the jab.
A nice leg kick lands there from Beecher.
Canseco looks to land a right hand but Beecher moved out of range.
Beecher scores with a shot to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Beecher has Canseco up against the cage in a clinch.
Beecher keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Canseco 's efforts to push away.
A nice right hand lands inside from Beecher.
Beecher cracks Canseco with a nice body shot.
Beecher lands a hook to the side of the head.
Beecher lands a body shot in the clinch.
Beecher struggles to land a body shot inside as Canseco controls his hands.
Beecher digs a right hand underneath Canseco 's ribcage. Canseco let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Beecher is leaning against Canseco and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

Beecher drops Canseco onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Canseco is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Oh Canseco is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Beecher.
Canseco avoiding damage as Beecher throws knees to the body.

Beecher breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Beecher cracks Canseco with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Paul Beecher!
After winning the bout, Paul Beecher thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Jose Canseco had this to say: 'Fucking CTE'.