PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Marilin Manson (ranked 1794 p4p, 4329 weight class) and Tobias Funke (ranked 74 p4p, 144 weight class). Manson kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Lil baby X 42dugg-we paid. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Manson
vs
Funke

200 cm
23
300
6 - 2 - 0

200 cm
22
275
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
KO power

Powerful takedowns
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Marilin Manson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tobias Funke!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Sam Margolis and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The crowd cheers as Funke lands an impressive looking overhand right. Manson doesn't seem phased though.

Funke steps into range and cracks Manson with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Manson flops backwards and Funke dives into his guard looking to finish!

Manson is rocked!
Funke postures up, still in guard. A huge hammer fist lands that bounces Manson's head off the mat! Manson is out! He's out! Funke jumps to his feet and celebrates with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Tobias Funke!
During a confident post fight interview, Tobias Funke thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.