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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Santas Bitch (ranked 529 p4p, 1052 weight class) and Jack Sparrow (ranked 67 p4p, 130 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Bitch might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Havana. The crowd seem to be enjoying Sparrow's choice of entrance music: Knockout. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Santas Bitch!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jack Sparrow!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Leandro Rodrigues and Edson Gomes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sparrow fails to land with a series of punches.
Sparrow ducks under a wild hook from Bitch.
Bitch has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Save America! TRUMP 2.0 !!! in the buildup to the fight.
Sparrow misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bitch.
Sparrow misses with a body shot.
Bitch misses the jab.
Sparrow moves to clinch but Bitch breaks away
and Bitch makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Sparrow defending well as Bitch loads up on a big left hand.
Sparrow staying out of range there.
Sparrow tries to clinch but Bitch is having none of it.
Bitch throws a lazy right hand but Sparrow sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A nice side step and Sparrow releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Bitch scores with a hook to the body. Sparrow takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Good standup being displayed there by Sparrow as he connects with a hook.
Bitch takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bitch looks to score with a jab to the body but Sparrow is just out of range.
Sparrow takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sparrow lands with a shot to the body.
Sparrow tries to clinch up.
Bitch steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sparrow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sparrow looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bitch ducks under a wild hook from Sparrow.
Sparrow swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bitch scores with a nice head shot.
It looks like Jack Sparrow has been cut.
Bitch ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bitch throws an uppercut from hell that sends Sparrow clean off his feet! He's out cold! Bitch stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Santas Bitch!
Santas Bitch retains his heavyweight title!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Santas Bitch made sure he mentioned 🚫 PROHIBITED 🚫, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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