PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bindi Brown (ranked 2947 p4p, 4298 weight class) and Steven Seagal (ranked 107 p4p, 134 weight class). Seagal has chosen Slow Boat To China as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Brown
vs
Seagal

213 cm
25
295
2 - 0 - 0

190 cm
29
286
5 - 6 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bindi Brown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Steven Seagal!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Chris Saunders and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seagal will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Brown looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Seagal checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Brown avoids a punch combination nicely.
Brown shoots in looking for a takedown but Seagal manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Brown's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.

Seagal drops Brown with a nice combination! Seagal dives into Brown's guard, looking to finish!

It looks like Bindi Brown has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Seagal postures up in Brown's guard and throws a big left but Brown blocks it.
Seagal looking to pass the guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Seagal accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Seagal throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Seagal throwing strikes but missing.
Seagal wants to stand but Brown is controlling his posture from full guard.
Brown avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seagal missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Seagal with a flurry of punches that miss.
Seagal must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Seagal throws a big right hand that misses.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

Seagal stands and steps away. Brown gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Seagal swinging wildly here.
Seagal fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Seagal misses with a looping left.

Seagal drops Brown with a right and a left! Seagal comes rushing in but Brown regains his composure and manages to keep Seagal in guard.

Brown is rocked!
Seagal really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Brown. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Brown has a closed guard, preventing Seagal from standing up.
Seagal throws a big right hand that misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Seagal is looking to work some ground and pound but Brown has wrist control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown wants to hit a sweep here but Seagal passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Brown there!
Seagal trying to control but Brown is having none of it.
Seagal looking to finish with strikes here!
Seagal throws some wild stikes that Brown manages to avoid easily.
Brown is trying desperately to improve position.
Seagal is landing with some decent strikes but Brown is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Seagal dominating with strikes here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seagal punching from mount but Brown doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Oooooh, big shot lands for Seagal! Brown is hurt baaadly! Seagal is firing away with more strikes - Brown is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Steven Seagal!
As Steven Seagal got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: New movie coming out called Above The Coleslaw. Jean-Claude Van Damme, where you you at pussy? Stop trying to take over the straight to dvd business. You stepped in my world now!'.