PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ginger Jesus (ranked 7087 p4p, 20005 weight class) and Ice Tea (ranked 556 p4p, 588 weight class). Jesus comes to the cage accompanied by Jesus Walks BY-KANYE WEST. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jesus
vs
Tea

195 cm
31
243
16 - 6 - 0

194 cm
34
263
13 - 21 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ginger Jesus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ice Tea!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Alan Glass and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Jesus closes the distance and clinches.
Jesus lands a body punch in the clinch.

Jesus manages to break the clinch.
Tea avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Tea tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Jesus swivels and escapes.
Tea takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

Jesus clinches with his opponent.
Jesus working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Jesus tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Tea is trying to pull guard but Jesus has him pressed against the cage.
Tea jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Jesus walks away with a smile on his face. Tea gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Ginger Jesus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ice Tea.

A head kick lands from Jesus that sends Tea to the canvas. Tea tries to scramble back to his feet but Jesus brings him back down into side control.

Tea is rocked!

It looks like Ice Tea has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jesus lands a big elbow and you can see that really hurt Tea! Jesus senses the opportunity and scores with more strikes - he's put Tea out! The ref tackles him out of the way to prevent him landing more strikes - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Ginger Jesus!
Ginger Jesus decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.