PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Glenn Greenwald (ranked 634 p4p, 1009 weight class) and Milo Vicente (ranked 98 p4p, 156 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Greenwald
vs
Vicente

183 cm
25
176
7 - 2 - 0

180 cm
25
181
9 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Glenn Greenwald!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Milo Vicente!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Paul Tew and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Greenwald lands with a right hand.
Greenwald with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Vicente throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Greenwald counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Vicente moves in looking to clinch but Greenwald pushes him off.

Vicente clinches up against the cage.

Greenwald escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Vicente misses with a looping right.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Vicente.
Milo Vicente seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vicente is looking to clinch but Greenwald is avoiding it.
Greenwald scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Vicente throws a series of punches but Greenwald moves out of range.
Jab from Greenwald.
Vicente throws a hook but Greenwald avoids it easily.
Vicente misses with a straight right.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vicente is looking to score with low kicks.
Greenwald jabs at Vicente's body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Greenwald.
Vicente on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Greenwald looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Greenwald throws a nice inside leg kick.
Greenwald lands with a cross.
Greenwald connects with a good right hand that stumbles Vicente. Vicente circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Vicente throws a jab when Greenwald was well out of range.
Greenwald with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vicente throws a poor cross that misses
and Greenwald counters with a right hand to the body.
Vicente ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Greenwald moves away.
Vicente misses with an uppercut
and Greenwald counters with a straight right hand.
Vicente is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Vicente misses with a hook
and Greenwald counters with a nice low kick that buckles Vicente's knee momentarily.
Greenwald works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Vicente misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Greenwald lands a nice looking kick to the body. Vicente takes a step back to recover.
Greenwald stuns Vicente with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Glenn Greenwald is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Vicente misses with a looping left.
Vicente connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Greenwald momentarily.
Greenwald throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vicente is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Greenwald moves out of range of the strikes.
Vicente avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Greenwald walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Vicente misses with a combination
and Greenwald counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Vicente takes a jab right on the kisser.
Greenwald lands a nice shot that snaps Vicente's head back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Greenwald looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Vicente fails to land with a series of punches.
Vicente closes the distance and clinches up with Greenwald, looking for a takedown. Vicente pushes Greenwald against the cage but Greenwald circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Greenwald bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
It looked like Greenwald was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Vicente.
Greenwald defending well as Vicente loads up on a big left hand.
Vicente throws an overhand right that lands on Greenwald's shoulder, as Greenwald tries to avoid the shot.
Vicente throws a jab when Greenwald was well out of range.
Greenwald avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Greenwald lands a really nice looking cross but Vicente seems unphased.
Greenwald scores with a spinning back kick!
Greenwald looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Vicente throws a nice looking combination but Greenwald bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A slow jab from Vicente misses its intended target.
Greenwald throws a nice looking combination but Vicente bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Greenwald lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Vicente feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Greenwalds jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Greenwald throws a body punch but Vicente moves out of range.
Jab, jab by Greenwald - just one landing.
Greenwald defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Vicente.
Vicente tries to clinch but Greenwald is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Greenwald lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Vicente misses with an uppercut.
Greenwald feints and then cracks Vicente's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Vicente down.
Vicente takes a swing at Greenwald's ribcage but misses.
Vicente lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Greenwald circles away quickly and effectively.
Nice uppercut lands for Greenwald. That snapped Vicente's head back.
Vicente takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Vicente tries to close the distance and clinch up but Greenwald swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Vicente misses with a looping right.
Greenwald takes a swing at Vicente's ribcage but misses.
Greenwald takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Greenwald scores with a jab.
Vicente throws a looping overhand right but Greenwald ducks down to avoid it.
Vicente throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
As Vicente backs away, Greenwald returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Greenwald throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Vicente stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Greenwald looks to score with a jab to the body but Vicente is just out of range.
Vicente looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Greenwald throws a big shot that misses.
Vicente is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Greenwald lands with an overhand left.
Greenwald throws a big shot that misses.
A shot to the liver by Greenwald. Beautiful body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Greenwald misses the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Vicente.
Greenwald with a hook.
A swing and a miss from Vicente.
Greenwald is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Vicente takes one to the side of the head.
Greenwald looks to throw the jab but Vicente is out of range.
Greenwald uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Vicente.
Vicente takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Vicente takes a swing at Greenwald's ribcage but misses.
Vicente misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Greenwald.
Vicente's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A chopping leg kick lands by Greenwald.
Vicente throws a head kick but Greenwald moves out of range.
Vicente misses the shot to the body.
Greenwald feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Greenwald throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Vicente moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Greenwald scores with a kick to the midsection.
Vicente uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Greenwald.
Vicente is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Greenwald.
A solid body kick from Greenwald.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Glenn Greenwald dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Vicente displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Greenwald throws out the jab.
Greenwald dips to his left and cracks Vicente with an uppercut!
Vicente throws a big shot that misses.
Greenwald is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Vicente can do to turn this around?
Greenwald throws a hook to the side of Vicente's head but Vicente sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Greenwald does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Greenwald scores with a hook to the body. Vicente takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Glenn Greenwald is winning the standup battle so far.
Vicente takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Greenwald steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Vicente.
Greenwald throws a leg kick which misses Vicente's front leg but catches the back leg as Vicente tries to avoid it.
Greenwald looks for the body kick but Vicente saw that one coming.
Vicente connects with the punch.
Greenwald bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Greenwald lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Greenwald avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Greenwald listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vicente misses with a two punch combination.
Greenwald swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Greenwald digs a good hook to Vicente's body.
Nice jab there from Greenwald.
Vicente throws out a loose jab but Greenwald uses good head movement to avoid it.
Vicente has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Vicente has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Greenwald finds it's way round the side to connect with Vicente's head.
Greenwald defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Vicente.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Greenwald dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Vicente. That did some damage!
Vicente closes the distance looking to clinch
and Greenwald cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nice defenses there by Greenwald.
Greenwald dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Greenwald chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Greenwald scores with a push kick.
Greenwald jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Greenwald darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Vicente misses with a head kick.
Greenwald swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Greenwald jabs Vicente to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Vicente looks to land a left hand but Greenwald moved out of range nicely.
Vicente steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Greenwald.
Greenwald lands a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Greenwald keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Greenwald misses the target.
Vicente misses the shot to the body.
The fighters circling - Vicente throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Vicente with a nice calf kick.
Greenwald smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vicente tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Greenwald defending well as Vicente loads up on a big left hand.
Greenwald blocks a jab.
Greenwald feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Vicentes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Greenwald lands a jab to the nose.
Vicente takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A head kick misses from Greenwald.
Vicente moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Greenwald with a nice calf kick.
Greenwald cracks Vicente with a right hand to the side of the head.
A decent looking cross lands there for Greenwald.
Vicente looks to throw the jab but Greenwald is out of range.
Greenwald stalks Vicente and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Vicente's face. Vicente staggers backwards, shaken.
Greenwald displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Vicente throws out the jab.
Greenwald circles away from the clinch attempt
and Greenwald counters with a good low kick that Vicente was not able to check.
Vicente avoids a kick to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Vicente! But no joy.
Greenwald slips under a jab from Vicente.
A little feinted left hand from Greenwald on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vicente misses with a low kick.
Vicente throws a jab when Greenwald was well out of range.
Greenwald quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Vicente tries to clinch there but Greenwald circles away.
Greenwald keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Vicente.
Greenwald digs a good body shot into Vicente's ribs.
Vicente throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Greenwald makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Greenwald darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Greenwald scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Greenwald scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Vicente lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Greenwald has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Greenwald and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Greenwald lands with a hook. Vicente tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Greenwald dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Greenwald moves out of range of the strikes.
Greenwald dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Vicente. That did some damage!
Vicente misses with a wild combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Greenwald scores with a crisp jab that stopped Vicente in his tracks.
Vicente throws a big shot that misses.
Greenwald throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vicente tries to score with a low kick but Greenwald moves his leg out of the way.
Vicente throws a hook but Greenwald blocks it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Vicente.
Vicente tries to score with a low kick but Greenwald moves his leg out of the way.
Greenwald scores with a nice strike.
Vicente misses with a right hand
and Greenwald counters with a nice low kick that buckles Vicente's knee momentarily.
Vicente has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Greenwald.
Vicente misses with a jab, cross combination.
Greenwald lands a nice looking body shot.
A shot to the liver by Greenwald. Beautiful body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Greenwald.
Greenwald lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Vicente at a distance.
Good leg kick by Greenwald.
Greenwald connects with a right hand. Vicente shakes it off.
Nice straight punches there by Vicente. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Vicente.
Greenwald uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Vicente.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Greenwald keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Vicente misses the target.
Greenwald connects with an inside leg kick.
Vicente throws a series of punches but Greenwald moves out of range.
Greenwald thuds his right hand into Vicente's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Glenn Greenwald dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Greenwald moves out of range as Vicente throws a body kick.
Greenwald connects with a nice looking jab.
Vicente walks into a jab.
Vicente moves away from the strike by Greenwald.
Vicente walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A solid leg kick lands there for Vicente.
Greenwald checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Vicente cracks Greenwald with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Greenwald steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Vicente.
Vicente takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Vicente throws a looping overhand right but Greenwald ducks down to avoid it.
Greenwald ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vicente moves away.
Greenwald lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Vicente waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Greenwald.
Greenwald swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Vicente takes one on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Greenwald catches Vicente with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Vicente looks to throw the jab but Greenwald is out of range.
Greenwald throws out a powerful jab.
Greenwald throws a leg kick which misses Vicente's front leg but catches the back leg as Vicente tries to avoid it.
Vicente with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Greenwald blocks the low kick.
Vicente smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Vicente misses with a few strikes there.
Greenwald bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Greenwald throws a nice inside leg kick.
Vicente throws a poor cross that misses
letting Greenwald counter with a right hand.
Greenwald throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Vicente stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Greenwald throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Vicente's head.
Vicente misses with a left hand
and Greenwald makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Vicente really felt that one!

Vicente clinches with his opponent.

Greenwald manages to break the clinch.
Greenwald throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Vicente on the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Greenwald checks a low kick from Vicente.
Vicente misses the jab.
Greenwald looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
A chopping leg kick lands by Greenwald.
Greenwald avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Vicente throws a lazy right hand but Greenwald sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Vicente throws a right and a left that Greenwald avoids nicely.
Vicente throws a shot from downtown. Greenwald moves away and avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Greenwald ducks under a wild hook from Vicente.
Vicente pivots, looking for a leg kick but Greenwald is out of range and Vicente settles back down.
A jab from Vicente misses.
Vicente misses with a hook. Greenwald ducked under it nicely.
It looked like Greenwald wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Vicente takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Greenwald stuns Vicente with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Vicente throws a series of punches but Greenwald avoids them all with ease.
A counter left hand to the body from Greenwald misses its target.
Vicente throws a low kick but Greenwald avoids it.
Vicente tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Greenwald lets loose with a powerful body kick. Vicente will feel that in the morning.
Greenwald lands the left hand.
Vicente falls off balance throwing a combination
and Greenwald connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Vicente takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A right-left combo lands from Greenwald.
Vicente on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Vicente throws a lazy uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Vicente takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A big right from Vicente misses.
Greenwald lands with a thumping leg kick.
Vicente takes one on the button.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Greenwald scores with a jab. Vicente acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Nice sprawl there from Greenwald as Vicente shoots in.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Vicente crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Greenwald - the referee stops the clock and Vicente gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Greenwald. Vicente manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Nice defenses there by Greenwald.
Greenwald throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Greenwald throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Vicente throws a right and a left that both miss.
Greenwald throws a head kick but Vicente moves out of range.
Greenwald ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A jab from Greenwald finds it's way through Vicente's defenses.
Greenwald scores with a decent looking hook.
Greenwald throws a leg kick which misses Vicente's front leg but catches the back leg as Vicente tries to avoid it.
Greenwald scores with a punch to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A good leg kick by Greenwald.
Vicente misses with an uppercut. Greenwald saw that one coming.
A cross from Greenwald lands.
Greenwald delivers a nice body kick.
Vicente misses with a lunging right hand
and Greenwald counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Glenn Greenwald is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Greenwald lands with a right hand.
Greenwald cracks a nice hook into Vicente's ribs.
Greenwald slips a jab and a cross from Vicente.
Greenwald lands a front kick.
Greenwald scores with a jab.
Greenwald cracks Vicente with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Greenwald moves out of range of the strikes.
Vicente scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Vicente takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Milo Vicente has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Greenwald throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Vicente stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Vicente takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Vicente takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Greenwald tests Vicente's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Vicente throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Greenwald scores with a leg kick.
Greenwald slips under a jab.
Greenwald lands a nice shot to the body.
Greenwald turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Glenn Greenwald showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Greenwald, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Glenn Greenwald!
Our winner, Glenn Greenwald, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.