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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Rectal Thermometer (ranked 3426 p4p, 6268 weight class) and Luke Maddox (ranked 395 p4p, 569 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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185 cm 18 194 1 - 0 - 0 |
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190 cm 18 195 1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt Excellent MT Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler Good kicks Intelligent |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rectal Thermometer! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Luke Maddox! The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Chris Downing and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Jab from Thermometer. Wow, both these guys are really going for it! Thermometer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Thermometer tests Maddox's chin there with a solid looking shot. Maddox uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thermometer. Some bone on bone action there as Thermometer checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Thermometer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Maddox.
Maddox scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. We've been told by Thermometer's head coaches at Save America! TRUMP 2.0 !!! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Thermometer dips to his left and cracks Maddox with an uppercut! Thermometer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Maddox manages to avoid it. Maddox slips a straight right by Thermometer. Thermometer lands an overhand right. Thermometer cracks Maddox with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Maddox tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Thermometer pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Maddox is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rectal Thermometer! In defeat, Luke Maddox stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hey ladies, the party is at my place tonight!'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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