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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Massive Wanker (ranked 109 p4p, 119 weight class) and Boris Krylov (ranked 7 p4p, 1 weight class). Massive Wanker has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Massive Wanker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Boris Krylov!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Alyssa Summers and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Donk. Wanker catches Krylov right on the button with a cross.
It looks like Boris Krylov has been cut.
Wanker misses with a lunging right hand
and Wanker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Wanker cracks Krylov with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Krylov throws a lazy right hand but Wanker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wanker tries to clinch up.
Krylov moves forwards but Wanker connects with a nice, crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Krylov misses with a hook.
Wanker throws a jab when Krylov was well out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Krylov throws a big shot that misses.
Wanker tries to clinch up.
A jab from Wanker misses.
Krylov keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Wanker swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Krylov.
That has opened up Boris Krylov's cut even more.
Krylov takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A telegraphed right hand from Krylov misses the target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Krylov missing with a left hand there. Wanker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Krylov gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Wanker.
Wanker is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Wanker lands a head shot.
The cut above Boris Krylov's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Massive Wanker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wanker gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Wanker checks a leg kick nicely.
The crowd cheers as Wanker lands an impressive looking overhand right. Krylov doesn't seem phased though.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wanker catches Krylov napping and connects with a big right hand that sends Krylov to the canvas!
Krylov is rocked!
Boris Krylov's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Boris Krylov's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Massive Wanker!
Massive Wanker spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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