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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Virgin Mary (ranked 6682 p4p, 24897 weight class) and Very Girl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Virgin Mary could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Very Girl's chin.
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Virgin Mary!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Very Girl!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Frank Dennis and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Girl fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Girl gets caught napping as Mary dives in and scores a takedown. Girl manages to retain guard.
Girl can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Mary controls the pace.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Girl wants to stand but Mary is controlling the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mary stands up and waves to Girl to follow him.
Mary shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Girl napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Mary is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Girl's shoulder. That is not cool.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mary seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Girl for as long as he can get away with.
Girl throws Mary to one side and escapes!
Mary has his takedown stuffed
and Girl counters with an outside leg kick.
Mary looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Girl is fending him off so far but Mary persists. Nope, Girl circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Horrible takedown attempt by Girl or perhaps it was just good defense by Mary, which made it look bad.
Girl shoots for a double leg takedown but Mary sprawls well. He's pushed Girl's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Virgin Mary has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Very Girl.
Girl tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Mary swivels and escapes.
Mary bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Girl tries to improve position but can't.
Girl looks winded!
Girl is trying to buck Mary off.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mary has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Virgin Mary dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
No luck for Girl with that takedown attempt.
Mary shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Girl napping and manages to drive through into side control!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mary stands up.
Girl looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Mary is looking to counter with a body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mary fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Girl avoids it really well and circles away.
Girl stuffs the takedown attempt from Mary. Mary gets slowly back to his feet.
Girl thinks about the counter body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Mary shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Girl counters with a head kick that drops Mary to the mat! Mary scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Virgin Mary. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mary throws a lazy head kick
and Girl makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Mary really felt that one!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mary slaps away a takedown attempt from Girl, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Mary is looking to counter with a body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Girl is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Mary's half guard.
Mary is looking to escape.
Girl seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Girl postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Mary to stand up.
Girl fails with a takedown attempt.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Mary.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Very Girl showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Mary closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Girl to the mat! Girl manages to get full guard.
Girl wants to get back to his feet but Mary is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Mary wants to get up but he can't break Girl's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Girl wriggles free and stands up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mary is trying hard to land a takedown here. Girl sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Girl dives in for a single leg takedown but Mary sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Mary thinks about countering with a body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Girl dives in for a single leg takedown but Mary sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Girl takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Mary shoots for a double leg takedown but Girl sprawls well. He's pushed Mary's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Mary misses with a body shot.
No luck for Mary with that takedown attempt.
Girl follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Virgin Mary. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Mary stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Mary wants it to stay on the feet.
Mary is looking to counter with a body kick.
Mary closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Mary lands in his opponent's guard.
Girl is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Mary presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Girl tries to throw a body punch but Mary avoids it by throwing Girl back against the cage.
Mary manages to break the clinch.
Mary closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Girl has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Mary is working away from the top position though.
Girl manages to escape and get back to his feet!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mary wants to clinch
and Girl counters with a body kick that stops Mary in his tracks momentarily.
Girl gets a double leg takedown into Mary's guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Girl in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
And that's the end of the fight!
Very Girl comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Girl has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Very Girl!
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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