PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Donald Trump (ranked 2372 p4p, 1414 weight class) and Ram Rocker (ranked 343 p4p, 217 weight class). Rocker has chosen Feuer Frei! as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Trump
vs
Rocker

178 cm
28
184
5 - 7 - 0

187 cm
39
178
16 - 11 - 0

Great wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Donald Trump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 11 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ram Rocker!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Paul Tew and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rocker throws a body shot but no joy.
Trump shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Rocker as he avoids it easily.
Rocker jabs at Trump's body.
Rocker sizes up Trump with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

It looks like Donald Trump has been cut.

Trump closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Rocker quickly recovers to half guard.
Rocker is looking to improve his position.

Trump is looking for a kimura but Rocker is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Trump to get the leverage.

Trump is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Rocker is just riding it out for now. Trump eventually gives up the hold.
Trump tries to pass the half guard into mount. Rocker knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Rocker tries to roll over but Trump keeps him under control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rocker is trying to stand back up but Trump is controlling him
Rocker is trying to maintain the position but Trump is very close to passing his half guard.
Trump trying to mount his opponent but Rocker defends it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Trump is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Rocker has managed to free his arm - good work.
Trump tries to pass the half guard into mount. Rocker knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Rocker wants to control but Trump is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Rocker manages to get to full guard.
Trump wants to pass the guard but Rocker is keeping the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Trump has gone for a leg lock! Rocker slips out almost immediately though and dives into Trump's guard.

Rocker trying to control but Trump is working from the bottom.

Trump escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Rocker gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Rocker wants to pass the guard but Trump is keeping the position.
Trump has Rocker pulled in close to control his posture.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump is trying to keep Rocker in close.
Trump keeping moving, preventing Rocker from controlling successfully.

Trump has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Rocker can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Trump is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Rocker would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Rocker wants to control from the top but Trump keeps moving.
Rocker scoring with some ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Trump is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Rocker is aware though and is defending well.

Rocker is sitting in close to Trump's body. Trump has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Rocker is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Rocker is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Trump.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Donald Trump!
Donald Trump seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.