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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ludwig Von Mises (ranked 1208 p4p, 1754 weight class) and Marty Snoozeman (ranked 196 p4p, 270 weight class). Snoozeman has chosen Nebraska - Bruce Springsteen as his entrance music. Marty Snoozeman has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ludwig Von Mises!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Marty Snoozeman!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Mises pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Von Mises drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Von Mises throws a sloppy head kick and Snoozeman moves out of range easily.
Snoozeman changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Snoozeman misses with a takedown attempt
and Von Mises counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
It looks like Marty Snoozeman has been cut.
Von Mises lands with a kick to the temple. Snoozeman shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Snoozeman thows a left - swing and a miss!
Von Mises will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snoozeman misses with a hook.
Von Mises on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Snoozeman misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Snoozeman.
Snoozeman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Von Mises.
Von Mises throws a looping overhand right but Snoozeman ducks down to avoid it.
Snoozeman is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Snoozeman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Von Mises.
Von Mises takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Snoozeman crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Von Mises - the referee stops the clock and Snoozeman gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Von Mises. Snoozeman manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Von Mises scores with a spinning back kick!
Snoozeman lands the left hand.
Von Mises with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Von Mises misses with a straight right.
Snoozeman with the counter takedown but Von Mises avoids it easily.
Snoozeman tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Von Mises swivels and escapes.
As Snoozeman backs away, Von Mises returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Ludwig Von Mises has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Marty Snoozeman.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Mises feints and then cracks Snoozeman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Snoozeman down.
Snoozeman walks into a left hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice defenses there by Von Mises.
Snoozeman cracks Von Mises with a good jab.
Von Mises throws a lazy body kick
and Snoozeman counters with a shoot takedown. Von Mises fights it but they end up in guard.
Von Mises working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Snoozeman.
Snoozeman trying to control the position from guard on top but Von Mises is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Von Mises not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Von Mises throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Snoozeman is in close to Von Mises's body, working some short punches and elbows.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Mises is looking for a triangle but Snoozeman pushes his legs off easily.
Von Mises keeping moving, preventing Snoozeman from controlling successfully.
Von Mises looking for subs off his back but Snoozeman has passed one foot through into half guard.
Snoozeman has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Snoozeman is looking for a kimura here.
Von Mises actively working from the bottom here.
Snoozeman is looking for a kimura but Von Mises is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Snoozeman to get the leverage.
Von Mises is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snoozeman missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Snoozeman is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Von Mises doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Snoozeman.
Von Mises actively working from the bottom here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Von Mises looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Von Mises actively working from the bottom here.
Snoozeman is looking for a kimura but Von Mises is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Snoozeman to get the leverage.
Von Mises taking some punishment here, with Snoozeman in his half guard.
Snoozeman is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Von Mises has managed to free his arm - good work.
Snoozeman is working for a kimura but Von Mises is defending it quite comfortably.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Marty Snoozeman will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Marty Snoozeman's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Snoozeman shoots in for a takedown but Von Mises shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Von Mises needs to keep his hands up - Snoozeman had a free shot at his head there.
Von Mises dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Snoozeman. That did some damage!
Snoozeman throws a shot to the body.
Snoozeman misses with a right hand
and Von Mises counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Snoozeman misses with a hook. Von Mises ducked under it nicely.
Von Mises fails to land with a series of punches.
Snoozeman scores with a shot to the body.
Von Mises loads up on a big right hand but Snoozeman slips the punch.
Von Mises lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Von Mises.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Snoozeman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Von Mises was well out of range. Poor timing from Snoozeman.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Mises throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
It seemed like Snoozeman was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Von Mises connects with a right hand. Snoozeman shakes it off.
Snoozeman comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Von Mises tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Von Mises dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Snoozeman. That did some damage!
Von Mises avoids the body shot from Snoozeman.
Von Mises slips a jab from Snoozeman.
Snoozeman gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Von Mises ducks under a wild hook from Snoozeman.
Von Mises was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Von Mises throws a hook but Snoozeman avoids it easily.
Ludwig Von Mises seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snoozeman lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A shot to the body from Snoozeman misses
and Von Mises counters with a nice body kick.
Snoozeman takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Von Mises throws a head kick that misses.
Snoozeman missing with a left hand there. Von Mises was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A counter left hand to the body from Von Mises misses its target.
Von Mises on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Snoozeman misses with a hook. Von Mises ducked under it nicely.
Snoozeman on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Von Mises. Von Mises obviously looking to wear him down.
Snoozeman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Von Mises.
A head kick misses from Von Mises.
Snoozeman changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Snoozeman cracks a nice hook into Von Mises's ribs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snoozeman decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Von Mises has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Snoozeman is working away from the top position though.
Snoozeman looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Von Mises is staying active underneath Snoozeman, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Snoozeman seems to be looking for submissions.
Von Mises is trying to maintain the position but Snoozeman is very close to passing his half guard.
Von Mises actively working from the bottom here.
Snoozeman wants to work for an arm triangle but Von Mises is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Von Mises trying to hold on to Snoozeman's head to control him but Snoozeman postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snoozeman is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Von Mises is just riding it out for now. Snoozeman eventually gives up the hold.
Von Mises is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Snoozeman scores with a couple of nice shots.
Snoozeman slips a nice elbow through Von Mises's hands, connecting with Von Mises's forehead.
Snoozeman is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Snoozeman raining down hammerfists from mount.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Von Mises tries to lock up and control but Snoozeman gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Snoozeman is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Von Mises has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Snoozeman with a couple of short strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Marty Snoozeman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Marty Snoozeman's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!
Snoozeman sizes up Von Mises with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Von Mises.
Snoozeman scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Snoozeman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Snoozeman looks to throw the jab but Von Mises is out of range.
Snoozeman throws a looping overhand right but Von Mises ducks down to avoid it.
Snoozeman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Mises looks to throw a body kick
so Snoozeman counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Von Mises can't keep his opponent in guard - Snoozeman advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Snoozeman works his foot free and advances to mount.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Snoozeman working away from the top, dropping strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Mises wants to hold on but Snoozeman pushes him away.
Von Mises gets back to half guard.
Snoozeman seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Von Mises does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Von Mises is trying to get back to full guard.
Von Mises trying to control from the bottom.
Von Mises regains full guard. Nicely done.
Von Mises had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Snoozeman defends it easily.
Von Mises is trying to control the position but Snoozeman postures up.
Snoozeman lands a couple of elbows.
Snoozeman postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snoozeman with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Von Mises has his foot on Snoozeman's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Snoozeman works his way back into a safe position though.
Snoozeman works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Snoozeman has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Snoozeman looking for a guillotine from mount but Von Mises is having none of it.
Von Mises is working to get back to half guard.
Von Mises is working hard here to advance position.
Von Mises is squirming around, avoiding Snoozeman's attempts to control the action.
Snoozeman postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Von Mises looks a forlorn figure.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snoozeman scores with a couple of good head shots there.
A nice elbow there by Snoozeman.
Von Mises is rocked!
Snoozeman controlling his opponent.
Oh Von Mises is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Snoozeman postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Von Mises bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Snoozeman and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marty Snoozeman!
In his post fight interview, Marty Snoozeman gave a big smile as he said 'Listen, I Fought This Fight Sitting At About 30%. Everybody Knows What I'm Capable Of. I Was 30% Right There And I Still Dominated A Tough So-Called Nonce. THAT WAS FOR MY MAN BALD MARTIN (352970) '.
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