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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 2080 p4p, 1504 weight class) and Xafan Kong (ranked 284 p4p, 218 weight class). AssKicken comes to the cage accompanied by Winds of Change. Kong is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Demon's Theme. Thoreaux AssKicken could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Xafan Kong's chin.
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Thoreaux AssKicken!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Xafan Kong!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Donald Grub and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
AssKicken scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Kong is refusing to be controlled, as AssKicken sits in half guard.
AssKicken takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Kong looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Ground and pound from AssKicken.
AssKicken wants to control but Kong is keeping him busy.
Kong is looking for a sweep. AssKicken is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
AssKicken is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
AssKicken trying to control the action but Kong is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kong is pressing down on AssKicken's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Kong keeping moving, preventing AssKicken from controlling successfully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kong tries to land a sweep but no joy.
AssKicken trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
AssKicken throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
AssKicken trying to control but Kong is working from the bottom.
Kong trying to control the position.
AssKicken won't allow Kong to sweep him here.
AssKicken landing some decent shots from guard.
AssKicken trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
AssKicken throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Kong works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
AssKicken has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
AssKicken trying to control the position from guard on top but Kong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Kong is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
AssKicken postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Kong looking to hit a scissor sweep but AssKicken is one step ahead there.
Kong keeps trying to improve his position.
AssKicken wants to control from the top but Kong keeps moving.
AssKicken is really struggling to control Kong but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Kong controls AssKicken momentarily but AssKicken frees himself.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Kong takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick from AssKicken, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kong ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
AssKicken uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A jab from AssKicken misses.
Kong throws out a leg kick but AssKicken moves out of range and Kong only half commits.
AssKicken avoids the body shot from Kong.
Kong with a hook.
Kong lands a jab.
Kong swings away with a leg kick that misses.
AssKicken was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
AssKicken swings widly with a right hand
and Kong counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
AssKicken misses with a hook.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken swings for the body but Kong moves out of range.
AssKicken looks to throw the jab but Kong is out of range.
As AssKicken backs off Kong throws a huge counter combo but AssKicken manages to avoid it all.
AssKicken finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Kong loads up on a big right hand but AssKicken slips the punch.
AssKicken tried to score with a low kick but Kong checks it.
Thoreaux AssKicken seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Some bone on bone action there as AssKicken checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
AssKicken swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
AssKicken lands a nice looking body shot.
Kong lands a nice looking kick to the body. AssKicken takes a step back to recover.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
AssKicken scores with a crisp jab that stopped Kong in his tracks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
AssKicken has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Kong finds it's way round the side to connect with AssKicken's head.
AssKicken connects with a nice looking jab.
Kong connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between AssKicken's hands.
Kong swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kong takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kong throws a nice outside leg kick.
Kong throws a front kick that sends AssKicken stumbling back into the cage.
Kong rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but AssKicken moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kong steps to the side to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
Kong throws a low kick but it's checked well by AssKicken.
Kong bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kong explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Kong pinned against the cage. Kong gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Kong wants to counter the offense by AssKicken and move into the clinch position.
Kong uses good head movement to avoid the hook from AssKicken.
Kong throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
It looked like AssKicken wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Kong connects with an inside leg kick.
AssKicken listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Oooooh!!! Kong has knocked AssKicken down with a huge combo! Kong steps away and waves a wobbly AssKicken back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
AssKicken is rocked!
It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
AssKicken leaves his chin hanging out and Kong seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! AssKicken crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Xafan Kong!
After the fight, Xafan Kong was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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