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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Santas Bitch (ranked 394 p4p, 1197 weight class) and Imperial Washington (ranked 50 p4p, 144 weight class). Bitch's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Havana. Santas Bitch has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Santas Bitch!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Imperial Washington!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Mauricio Rocha and Alexandre Firmino.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Washington scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
A cross from Bitch lands.
Bitch slips under a jab from Washington.
Washington has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bitch connects with a body shot.
Washington throws an overhand right that lands on Bitch's shoulder, as Bitch tries to avoid the shot.
Washington tries to close the distance and clinch but Bitch swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Washington misses the jab.
Santas Bitch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bitch scores with a decent looking hook.
Washington avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bitch throws a hook but Washington blocks it.
A jab lands there for Washington.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Washington avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bitch avoids a kick to the body.
Bitch was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Washington moves away from the strike by Bitch.
Bitch has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Save America! TRUMP 2.0 !!! in the buildup to the fight.
Washington misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bitch is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Washington.
Washington with a nice cross.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bitch. Washington does a little dance to reset his feet.
Washington looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch slips under a jab.
Bitch is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Washington.
Washington steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Bitch.
Washington rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bitch counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Washington looks to land a right hand but Bitch moved out of range.
Washington keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bitch.
Washington clobbers Bitch with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Washington moves into the clinch successfully.
Bitch lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Bitch throws a head punch that misses.
Washington blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bitch lands a body punch in the clinch.
Washington looks winded!
Washington swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Washington prevents a body shot from Bitch.
A nice left hand lands by Bitch.
Bitch lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Washington backwards.
Bitch blocking some punches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Still in the clinch, Bitch scores with a nice short uppercut.
Washington works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Washington throws a punch but it's blocked by Bitch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bitch lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Washington backwards.
Washington swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bitch tries to throw a body punch but Washington avoids it by throwing Bitch back against the cage.
Bitch blocks an uppercut.
Bitch lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Washington or not.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bitch.
A short left from Bitch.
Washington takes a shot to the head.
Washington is rocked!
Bitch throws a big uppercut that drops Washington! More strikes from Bitch and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Washington lies dazed against the cage as Bitch celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Santas Bitch!
Santas Bitch retains his heavyweight title!
Santas Bitch managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, 🚫 PROHIBITED 🚫, into his post fight interview.
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hype
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pop
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