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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ralph Wiggum (ranked 545 p4p, 668 weight class) and Akara Badildoon (ranked 65 p4p, 82 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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150 cm 26 130 8 - 4 - 0 |
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190 cm 27 165 8 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling Great elbows Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt Excellent MT Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ralph Wiggum! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Akara Badildoon! The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Bart Greer and Santiago Holmes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Badildoon has Wiggum up against the cage in a clinch.
Badildoon is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Badildoon scores with an uppercut up the middle. Wiggum lands a knee to the body.
Wiggum creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Badildoon's defenses. Badildoon lands with a left to the head. Badildoon lands an uppercut. Badildoon works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Badildoon lands with a short shot to the head. Badildoon looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights. Wiggum misses with a knee to the head. Badildoon misses with a punch to the body.
Wiggum misses with a knee to the head. Badildoon takes an elbow to the temple.
It looks like Akara Badildoon has been cut. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Wiggum throws a knee to the head but misses.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside. Wiggum misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Badildoon.
Badildoon can't find room to land a body shot as Wiggum controls the action.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Badildoon's brow. Badildoon blocks an elbow strike. Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round. Badildoon tries to work over Wiggum's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Badildoon lands a body shot in the clinch.
Badildoon is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real. Badildoon misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Badildoon avoids a wild elbow strike from Wiggum. A shot in the inside from Badildoon. Badildoon avoids the elbow strike from Wiggum, against the cage.
Wiggum pushes off an throws an elbow but Badildoon leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Badildoon's brow. Wiggum throws an elbow but it misses.
Badildoon works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Badildoon fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Badildoon blocks the elbow strike.
Wiggum's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Badildoon blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Badildoon blocks an elbow strike. Badildoon doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Badildoon's brow. Wiggum misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Badildoon.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Badildoon blocks the elbow strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Badildoon. Wiggum looking to throw knees to the head but Badildoon is blocking nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action! Badildoon lands a hook to the side of the head. Badildoon misses with the head strike.
Badildoon blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Badildoon doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wiggum is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Badildoon is defending well for now. Badildoon letting Wiggum take a breather here. Badildoon tries a body shot but Wiggum blocks it.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Badildoon creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Badildoon dodges an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Wiggum just misses with a elbow thrown towards Badildoon's brow. Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
Badildoon tries to work over Wiggum's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Wiggum tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Badildoon avoids it. Badildoon throws a punch but it's blocked by Wiggum. Wiggum throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Wiggum blocking some punches.
Wiggum tries to land knees in the clinch but Badildoon avoids the damage to the body. Badildoon lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Badildoon blocks an elbow strike from Wiggum.
Badildoon throws a punch but it's blocked by Wiggum. Badildoon lands a hook that snaps the head of Wiggum backwards. A head punch blocked on the inside by Wiggum. A head punch blocked on the inside by Wiggum. Badildoon works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Badildoon is leaning against Wiggum and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Badildoon scores with a shoulder strike. Wiggum tries to land a knee to the head but Badildoon blocks with his arms.
Wiggum misses with an elbow strike.
Wiggum lands an elbow inside that Badildoon shrugs off. Badildoon lands a hook that snaps the head of Wiggum backwards. Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses. This has been an exciting period of action! Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
Wiggum takes a shot to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Badildoon tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Badildoon swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Badildoon presses Wiggum against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. Badildoon gets through Wiggum's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses. Badildoon lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Wiggum misses with an elbow over the top. Badildoon managing to block the knees to the body from Wiggum.
A nice right hand lands inside from Badildoon. Badildoon lands with a left to the head. Badildoon goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Badildoon tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Wiggum lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Badildoon working aggressively here.
Badildoon dodges an elbow strike from Wiggum.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Badildoon lands with a left to the head.
Wiggum is rocked! Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Oh Wiggum is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Wiggum blocking some punches.
Badildoon takes an elbow to the forehead. Wiggum with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Akara Badildoon will probably get the nod. The cut man is working on Akara Badildoon's cut. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Wiggum wants to clinch up but Badildoon keeps it at a distance. Wiggum seems to have got his legs back now. Badildoon sends Wiggum crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Badildoon is motioning to the referee to let Wiggum up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet! Badildoon gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here. Wiggum throws an elbow that misses.
Wiggum misses with an elbow over the top. Wiggum pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Akara Badildoon seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far. Wiggum working Badildoon over with knees to the body. Badildoon blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Wiggum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Badildoon is rocked! Wiggum looks to throw an elbow but misses. Badildoon is still on wobbly legs! Can Wiggum finish him? Badildoon throws a punch but it's blocked by Wiggum. Wiggum jerks Badildoon's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Badildoon drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Wiggum goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Wiggum because Badildoon was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Ralph Wiggum! A relieved looking Ralph Wiggum thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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