PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 1244 p4p, 3698 weight class) and Dwayne Boskins (ranked 46 p4p, 124 weight class). Diddlybottom's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Milquetoast. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Diddlybottom
vs
Boskins

213 cm
41
273
31 - 28 - 0

200 cm
42
300
26 - 29 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Pit Bull Development
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 28 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 29 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dwayne Boskins!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Steve Erwin and Darius Henderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diddlybottom moves out of range as Boskins throws a body kick.
Diddlybottom throws a shot to the body.
Boskins is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Diddlybottom.
Nice uppercut lands for Diddlybottom. That snapped Boskins's head back.

Diddlybottom drops Boskins with a left and a right! Oh, Boskins is hurt - Diddlybottom dives into side control looking to finish!

It looks like Dwayne Boskins has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Diddlybottom controls the position.
Boskins is looking to regain half guard here but Diddlybottom keeps moving and retains side control.
Diddlybottom tries to advance to mount but can't.

Diddlybottom is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Boskins knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Boskins is trying to escape the position but Diddlybottom is controlling the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boskins is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Diddlybottom is one step ahead and moves to full mount!

Diddlybottom is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Boskins has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Diddlybottom controlling from mount.
Boskins is trying to escape the mount.
Diddlybottom controlling from mount.
Diddlybottom tries to control but Boskins wriggling away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Boskins defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom controlling the pace for now.
Boskins is trying desperately to improve position.
Diddlybottom looking to control but Boskins is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Diddlybottom controlling from mount.
Diddlybottom continues to stall.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
More hug and hope from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Diddlybottom takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Diddlybottom can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Boskins is looking to escape.

Diddlybottom with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Diddlybottom controlling from the full mount.
Boskins has given up his back.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Diddlybottom looking to break Boskins's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Boskins remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Diddlybottom will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!

Diddlybottom has managed to slip his arm under Boskins's chin. This could be all over... yep, Boskins is tapping out! Submission win for Diddlybottom.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
An out of breath and clearly excited Milktoast Diddlybottom thanked Pit Bull Development for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).