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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Virgin Mary (ranked 25220 p4p, 24760 weight class) and Very Girl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Big heart |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Virgin Mary!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Very Girl!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Alan Glass and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Mary shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Mary with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Girl wants to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mary takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Girl is trying to get back to full guard.
Mary stops Girl from getting back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mary stands up out of the half guard.
Mary fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A countering left hand to the body from Girl misses.
Horrible takedown attempt by Girl or perhaps it was just good defense by Mary, which made it look bad.
Mary scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mary controlling the position.
Mary decides to stand up, so the ref orders Girl to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mary looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Girl!
Girl tries to escape but Mary is in control.
Mary is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Girl's shoulder. That is not cool.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Girl throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
No luck for Mary with that takedown attempt.
Girl tries to counter with a clinch but Mary shakes him off and moves away.
Girl fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Mary avoids it really well and circles away.
Mary half committed to a counter leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Virgin Mary will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Mary shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Mary stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Girl to get to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Girl changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Mary tries to avoid it but Girl manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Mary to the ground. Mary escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
And Mary counters with a quick kick to the body but Girl blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Girl tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Mary defends well and Girl ends up having to push Mary into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Mary thinks about countering with a body kick.
Mary looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Mary prevents Girl from standing back up.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Mary in particular looking to stall.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Girl tries to kick Mary off but Mary keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Mary is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Mary is looking to stand up but he'll have to free his leg first. Instead, Girl manages to get to full guard.
Girl is looking to stand up but Mary isn't so interested in that idea.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mary throws a strike but Girl rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Mary controlling the position.
Mary kicks Girl off and gets to his feet.
Mary fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Girl avoids it really well and circles away.
Girl feints a counter leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Mary enables Girl to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Mary manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mary has his feet on Girl's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Girl dives in and grabs Mary's left leg, looking for a takedown. Mary pushes down on Girl's head and hops out.
Mary feinted with a counter takedown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Virgin Mary dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Nice sprawl there from Mary as Girl shoots in.
Mary throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Girl was covering up waiting for the punch and Mary finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Girl pushes Mary off and scrambles back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mary closes this distance looking for a takedown but Girl circles away.
Mary throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Girl's waist but Girl gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Mary off to one side.
And Girl responds with a good body kick, but Mary manages to step out the way in time.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Girl shoots for a takedown but Mary saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Mary is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Girl's half guard.
Girl has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Mary is on him like a limpet, forcing Girl back against the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Mary wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Girl has him pressed against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Girl goes for a takedown attempt but Mary pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Virgin Mary has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Very Girl.
Mary gets caught napping as Girl dives in and scores a takedown. Mary manages to retain guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Girl is looking to stand up but Mary won't let him.
Mary on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Mary tries to get out of the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mary is controlling Girl's posture.
Mary wants to stand and escape but Girl is having none of it.
Girl is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Mary is pulling down on Girl's head. It's preventing any offense from Girl, at least for the moment.
Very Girl has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Virgin Mary is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Girl trying to control but Mary is working from the bottom.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mary shoots in for a takedown but Girl shows good takedown defense.
And that's the end of the fight!
Very Girl comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Mary has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Virgin Mary!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
27% |
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