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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jim Beam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lebowski comes to the cage accompanied by Lookin' Out My Back Door by Creedence. Beam comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Gambler kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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176 cm
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172 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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199 cm
22
165 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jeffrey Lebowski! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jim Beam! The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Lebowski throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Beam. Lebowski misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Beam is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. Beam avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Lebowski misses with a body shot.
Lebowski lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. Beam ducks under a wild hook from Lebowski. No joy there for Lebowski, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Lebowski lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Beam dodges the punch combination from Lebowski.
Beam avoids a punch combination nicely.
Beam looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Lebowski! Lebowski is flailing around, obviously not happy about being mounted. Beam locks hold of one of his arms and spins for an armbar. He's got it! Lebowski is forced to tap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jim Beam!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
65% |
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