PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Quack Smack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dreadlock Rasta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rasta has chosen Buffalo Soldier as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Smack
vs
Rasta

187 cm
18
215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

187 cm
19
210 lbs
2 - 6 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Quack Smack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dreadlock Rasta!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rasta doesn't manage to clinch there - Smack circles away.
Dreadlock Rasta seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rasta shoots for a takedown but Smack saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Smack tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Rasta paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Rasta shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Smack as he avoids it easily.

Smack closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Rasta to the mat! Rasta manages to get full guard.
Smack lands a couple of elbows.
Smack is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Rasta wants to stand and escape but Smack is having none of it.
Smack sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Smack connects with a couple of short punches.

Rasta looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Smack connects with a couple of short punches.
Rasta looks gassed!
Smack trying to control the position from guard on top but Rasta is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Smack drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Smack jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smack prevents Rasta from getting back to his feet.
Rasta controls Smack momentarily but Smack frees himself.
Smack scoring with some ground and pound.
Smack stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Rasta swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Smack controls from within his opponent's guard.
Smack scores with a decent looking elbow strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Smack slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Smack lands a nice forearm strike.
Smack cracks Rasta with a big right hand but Rasta just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Smack looks up at the clock and then as Rasta takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Smack smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Smack working the ground and pound from side control.
Rasta takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Rasta on the wrong end of some ground and pound.

Smack in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Rasta is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Quack Smack!