PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Dingleberry Jones (ranked 3020 p4p, 2847 weight class) and Jesse Turner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jones might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Hell Yeah. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jones
vs
Turner

172 cm
25
148
5 - 3 - 0

180 cm
26
135
4 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dingleberry Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jesse Turner!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Saam Ante and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

Jones takes the fight into the clinch.

Jones wants the takedown. Turner is fighting it off but Jones persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Turner's guard against the cage.
Jones with a nice head shot there.
Jones chips away with some ground and pound.
Jones won't allow Turner to get back to his feet.
Jones scoring with some ground and pound.
Jones working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Turner is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Jones has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Jones working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Turner's head.

Turner is rocked!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jones cracks Turner with a solid left hand.
Turner is still in real trouble! Can Jones finish him?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jones prevents Turner from getting back to his feet.
Jones trying to control but Turner is working from the bottom.
Turner seems to have recovered his senses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turner can't keep his opponent in guard - Jones advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Jones slips a nice elbow through Turner's hands, connecting with Turner's forehead.
Turner is trying to stand.
Jones lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Turner is looking to escape.
Jones uses his free foot to push down on Turner's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Turner.
Jones postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Turner badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Jones around the waist but Jones pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Jones is the winner by TKO! Jones jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dingleberry Jones!
A relieved looking Dingleberry Jones thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Jesse Turner was interviewed post fight and said 'fuck it'.