PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sig Sauer (ranked 3392 p4p, 2758 weight class) and Stinky Armpits (ranked 442 p4p, 366 weight class). Armpits has chosen Side to Side as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Sauer
vs
Armpits

185 cm
20
218
3 - 2 - 0

190 cm
20
215
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Brooklyn Apothecary

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sig Sauer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stinky Armpits!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Sergei Dronov and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Armpits drops Sauer with a beautiful combination! Sauer stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Armpits is looking for the KO!

Sauer is rocked!

It looks like Sig Sauer has been cut.
Sauer misses with an uppercut.
Oh Sauer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sauer throws a body shot but no joy.
Armpits is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Sauer with a body shot.
Sauer fails to land the takedown.
Sauer seems to have got his legs back now.
Sauer cracks Armpits with a good jab.
Sauer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A telegraphed right hand from Sauer misses the target.
Sauer gets off balance looking for a body kick

and Armpits counters with a nice right hand that sends Sauer toppling to the canvas! Sauer scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Armpits finish him?!
Armpits steps in with a hook that catches Sauer right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Armpits follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Sauer looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Armpits!
After the fight, Stinky Armpits was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.