PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pizza Rat (ranked 4087 p4p, 3868 weight class) and Apollo Creed (ranked 511 p4p, 486 weight class). Rat comes to the cage accompanied by New york city rat taking pizza home. Pizza Rat is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Rat
vs
Creed

187 cm
18
205
2 - 0 - 0

190 cm
18
205
1 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pizza Rat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Apollo Creed!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Lou da Vinci and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Excellent takedown into side control there by Rat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Rat is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Creed knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Rat trying to control the position but Creed is working away.
Rat in side control, just content to control the action for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Creed is not content to let Rat control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rat is really struggling to control Creed but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Creed pushes Rat away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Rat gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.

Rat thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Rat is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Creed has escaped the position, nice work there.
Creed wants to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Creed is not content to let Rat control the position.
Rat is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Creed's shoulder. That is not cool.

Rat is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Creed knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

Rat has hold of Creed's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Creed seems comfortable defending it but Rat has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Creed is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Creed is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Rat couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Pizza Rat!