PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dani Holguin (ranked 1723 p4p, 1099 weight class) and Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 68 p4p, 44 weight class). Diddlybottom has chosen Milquetoast as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Milktoast Diddlybottom is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Holguin
vs
Diddlybottom

189 cm
28
272
6 - 6 - 0

213 cm
41
273
32 - 28 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Fast

KOMBAT KLOTHING

Pit Bull Development
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dani Holguin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 28 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Chris Dean and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Holguin ducks under a wild hook from Diddlybottom.
Diddlybottom tests Holguin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dani Holguin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Holguin connects with a single shot there.

It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Diddlybottom looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Diddlybottom throws a leg kick but Holguin sees it coming and moves out of range.
Diddlybottom scores with a jab to the head.

It looks like Dani Holguin has been cut.
Diddlybottom keeps the fight on the outside.
Diddlybottom scores with a jab to the head.
Jab by Diddlybottom.

Holguin is rocked!
Holguin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Diddlybottom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Holguin.
Holguin tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Diddlybottom manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Holguin tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Diddlybottom swivels and escapes.
Holguin tries to clinch there but Diddlybottom circles away.
Holguin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Diddlybottom just misses with a punch to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Holguin has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Diddlybottom finds it's way round the side to connect with Holguin's head.
Oh Holguin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Holguin seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Holguin has his takedown stuffed
and Diddlybottom counters with a left to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Holguin.
Holguin seems to have got his legs back now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Holguin. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.

Holguin clinches.

Holguin jumps guard and drags Diddlybottom to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Diddlybottom trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Diddlybottom controlling from the top position.
Diddlybottom tries to free his leg and advance position but Holguin is retaining full guard.
Holguin might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Holguin keeping moving, preventing Diddlybottom from controlling successfully.

Diddlybottom has gone for a leg lock! Holguin slips out almost immediately though and dives into Diddlybottom's guard.

The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Diddlybottom seems keen to control Holguin's posture.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Holguin.
Holguin wants to control from the top but Diddlybottom keeps moving.
Holguin trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Holguin preventing the sweep.
Holguin wants to control from the top but Diddlybottom keeps moving.
Holguin wants to pass the guard but Diddlybottom is keeping the position.
Holguin wants to control from the top but Diddlybottom keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holguin is really struggling to control Diddlybottom but he's trying to hold on to the position.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Holguin slips nicely into half guard.
Diddlybottom is looking to improve his position.
Holguin tries to pass to full mount but Diddlybottom defends it.
Diddlybottom keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Diddlybottom is controlling Holguin's position as best he can from this difficult position.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Holguin throws a good cross that connects.
Diddlybottom fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Holguin.
Holguin displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from Holguin. Diddlybottom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diddlybottom scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Diddlybottom thuds a left hand into Holguin's body.
Milktoast Diddlybottom is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Holguin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Holguin jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Diddlybottom keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Holguin.
Holguin takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Holguin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Holguin fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Diddlybottom to the ground. Holguin is now in Diddlybottom's guard.
Holguin is looking to pass into half guard but Diddlybottom pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Diddlybottom is in guard.

Holguin trying to keep a closed guard but Diddlybottom is proving a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dani Holguin will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!

Nice cross by Diddlybottom.
Holguin throws a nice looking combination but Diddlybottom bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Diddlybottom was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Holguin misses the jab.
Diddlybottom defending well as Holguin loads up on a big left hand.
Holguin throws a predictable looking body shot
and Diddlybottom counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Diddlybottom throws a low kick but Holguin avoids it.
Diddlybottom throws a front kick aimed at Holguin's knee but Holguin avoids it well.
Diddlybottom circles away from the clinch attempt.
Diddlybottom throws a good cross that connects.
Holguin lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Holguin tries to clinch up.
Diddlybottom moves out of range as Holguin strikes.
Diddlybottom connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Holguin's hands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Holguin gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Holguin tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Diddlybottom is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Holguin buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Holguin!! Holguin is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Diddlybottom throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Milktoast Diddlybottom!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Milktoast Diddlybottom waved his t-shirt featuring Pit Bull Development's logo in front of the cameras.