PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Timo I Eat Iron (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oliver Clothesoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I Eat Iron kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genuis that is Black Sabbath - Ironman. Timo I Eat Iron looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

I Eat Iron
vs
Clothesoff

188 cm
22
189 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

188 cm
22
190 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Timo I Eat Iron!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Oliver Clothesoff!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Illya Tyunina and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from I Eat Iron.
I Eat Iron moves in looking to clinch but Clothesoff pushes him off.
I Eat Iron throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Clothesoff.
I Eat Iron pulls out of a head kick attempt.
I Eat Iron shoots in but no luck this time.
I Eat Iron throws a nice looking combination but Clothesoff bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
I Eat Iron throws a head kick that half lands.
I Eat Iron throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

I Eat Iron closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Clothesoff struggling a bit here.
Clothesoff manages to get back to half guard.
Clothesoff moves into full guard.
I Eat Iron trying to control the position from guard on top but Clothesoff is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
I Eat Iron is breathing heavily.

Clothesoff is looking to sinch up a triangle. I Eat Iron throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Clothesoff's body to avoid the submission. Clothesoff has instead reached around I Eat Iron's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Clothesoff arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Oliver Clothesoff!