PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Shin Shin Crayola (ranked 846 p4p, 1994 weight class) and Showtime Sitsongrit (ranked 104 p4p, 210 weight class). Crayola 's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Chika Dance. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Crayola
vs
Sitsongrit

169 cm
32
150
19 - 11 - 3

177 cm
25
148
4 - 3 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

HELLBENT
The Dirty Needle Project

Shadow Warrior Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shin Shin Crayola !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Showtime Sitsongrit!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Seu Braga and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crayola slips under a jab from Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Sitsongrit feints and then cracks Crayola 's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Crayola down.
Sitsongrit throws a low kick but Crayola moves out of range easily.
Sitsongrit misses with a hook. Crayola ducked under it nicely.
Sitsongrit fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Crayola has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nice jab there from Crayola .
Crayola misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit takes one to the chin there.
Sitsongrit doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Crayola with a hook.
Sitsongrit ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crayola moves away.
Sitsongrit ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Crayola moves away.
Crayola feinted with a counter takedown.
Crayola blocks a leg kick.
Crayola takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Crayola misses with an uppercut. Sitsongrit saw that one coming.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A jab from Sitsongrit misses.
Sitsongrit throws the left hand but Crayola avoids the punch easily.
Sitsongrit lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Sitsongrit misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sitsongrit misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Crayola .
Sitsongrit circles away from the clinch attempt.
Crayola fails to land the takedown.
Crayola walks into a jab.
Sitsongrit uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Crayola .
Sitsongrit scores with a jab to the head.
Crayola seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Sitsongrit pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Donk. Sitsongrit catches Crayola right on the button with a cross.
Crayola fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sitsongrit manages to avoid it.
Showtime Sitsongrit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sitsongrit throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Showtime Sitsongrit is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sitsongrit throws a looping overhand right but Crayola ducks down to avoid it.
Crayola uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sitsongrit.
Crayola paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Crayola throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sitsongrit sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Crayola throws a hook to the side of Sitsongrit's head but Sitsongrit sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Good leg kick by Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit avoids the body shot from Crayola .

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crayola moves forwards but Sitsongrit connects with a nice, crisp jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sitsongrit takes a jab right on the kisser.
Crayola moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Sitsongrit bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Crayola 's head backwards.
Sitsongrit has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Sitsongrit takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Crayola ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sitsongrit moves away.
A chopping leg kick lands by Sitsongrit.
Crayola scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Crayola misses the shot to the body.
A leg kick checked by Crayola .
Crayola attempts a counter takedown but Sitsongrit avoids it well and moves away.
Crayola takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Sitsongrit moves out of range of the strikes.
Crayola bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Sitsongrit looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Sitsongrit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crayola .
Crayola connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Sitsongrit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Crayola .
Sitsongrit blocks a jab.
Sitsongrit misses the jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sitsongrit with a jab.
Sitsongrit connects with a body shot.
Crayola uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sitsongrit.
Crayola misses with a wild body shot.
Crayola 's jab looks to have found its range, popping Sitsongrit under the eye.
Crayola scores with the left hand. Sitsongrit knows he should have avoided that one.
Sitsongrit ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Crayola uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sitsongrit.
Crayola is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Crayola tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sitsongrit was well out of range. Poor timing from Crayola .
Sitsongrit throws a jab but it's blocked by Crayola .
Sitsongrit takes one on the button.
Good standup being displayed there by Crayola as he connects with a hook.
Sitsongrit looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Sitsongrit scores with a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crayola displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sitsongrit throws out the jab.
Sitsongrit scores with a hook to the body. Crayola takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Crayola misses with a body shot
and Sitsongrit counters with a nice uppercut.
Crayola is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Sitsongrit avoids the body shot from Crayola .

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sitsongrit avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sitsongrit is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Crayola scores with a body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Crayola misses the target.
The fighters circling - Crayola throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Crayola dives in for a single leg takedown but Sitsongrit sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Sitsongrit misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sitsongrit misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Sitsongrit fails to land.
Sitsongrit struggles to land a body shot inside as Crayola controls his hands.

Crayola manages to break the clinch.
Nice defenses there by Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit walks into a straight right hand from Crayola .
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sitsongrit misses with a kick to the body.
Crayola lands a nice shot that snaps Sitsongrit's head back.
Crayola connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Sitsongrit misses with a body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Shin Shin Crayola will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Crayola misses the shot to the body.
Crayola throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sitsongrit appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Sitsongrit swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sitsongrit is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Sitsongrit tries to land a front kick but Crayola steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Crayola misses with a body shot.
Sitsongrit staying out of range there.
Sitsongrit appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Crayola staying out of range there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crayola . Sitsongrit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Shin Shin Crayola is winning the standup battle so far.
Crayola takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Sitsongrit uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Crayola .
Sitsongrit avoids the body shot from Crayola .
Sitsongrit takes a swing at Crayola 's ribcage but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sitsongrit avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sitsongrit throws a jab but it's blocked by Crayola .
Sitsongrit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sitsongrit throws a body shot but no joy.
Crayola attempts a counter takedown but Sitsongrit avoids it well and moves away.
Crayola throws a hook but Sitsongrit avoids it easily.
Crayola lands with a kick to the temple. Sitsongrit shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jab by Crayola .
Sitsongrit scores with a sloppy right hand. Crayola should have avoided that one.
Crayola tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sitsongrit was well out of range. Poor timing from Crayola .
Sitsongrit defending well as Crayola loads up on a big left hand.
Sitsongrit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Crayola missing with a left hand there. Sitsongrit was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Crayola throws a jab but it's blocked by Sitsongrit.
A little jabbing left from Sitsongrit on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A left lands for Sitsongrit.
Crayola with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Sitsongrit to score with a decent uppercut.
A low kick from Sitsongrit is predictable there

and Crayola counters with a single leg into guard. Sitsongrit didn't expect that.
Sitsongrit controls Crayola momentarily but Crayola frees himself.
Crayola loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Sitsongrit pulls Crayola in close to prevent any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Sitsongrit is on top in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crayola wants to sweep but no luck.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Crayola is on top in guard.

The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sitsongrit lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Crayola looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Sitsongrit works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Crayola is refusing to be controlled, as Sitsongrit sits in half guard.
Sitsongrit tries to pass the half guard into mount. Crayola knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Sitsongrit trying to control the action but Crayola is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crayola is holding on to half guard well.
Sitsongrit tries to pass to full mount but Crayola defends it.
Crayola is looking to control Sitsongrit's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Crayola avoid being mounted?
Crayola tries to roll over but Sitsongrit keeps him under control.
Sitsongrit controlling the action here.
Crayola is controlling Sitsongrit's trapped leg to prevent Sitsongrit from advancing to side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Sitsongrit content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Crayola is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Sitsongrit's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Sitsongrit's back!
Crayola is hanging on to Sitsongrit's back as he tries to escape.
Crayola is landing with strikes from the back.
Crayola trying to control momentarily.
Crayola throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Sitsongrit!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Shin Shin Crayola dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Sitsongrit fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crayola manages to avoid it.
Crayola throws a body shot but no joy.
Crayola throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Sitsongrit throws a predictable looking body shot

and Crayola counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Sitsongrit is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Crayola gets full guard.

Crayola is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Crayola is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Crayola is looking to advance position but Sitsongrit won't allow it.
Sitsongrit is staying active underneath Crayola , who seems content to just control the action from this position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Crayola seems to be looking for submissions.
Sitsongrit is looking for a sweep. Crayola is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Crayola seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Crayola looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Crayola prevents Sitsongrit from improving his position.
Crayola is trying to control the action in half guard but Sitsongrit is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Crayola working Sitsongrit over with strikes.
Crayola missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Crayola scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Crayola landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Crayola seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Sitsongrit does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Sitsongrit is pressing down on Crayola 's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Crayola stands up over Sitsongrit, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Showtime Sitsongrit has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sitsongrit keeping full guard, as Crayola tries to pass.
Crayola controls from within his opponent's guard.

Sitsongrit throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sitsongrit is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Crayola loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Sitsongrit has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Crayola can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Sitsongrit has momentary wrist control but Crayola slips an elbow through the middle.
Crayola looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Sitsongrit is on top in guard.

Crayola is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Shin Shin Crayola overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Crayola looking to hit a scissor sweep but Sitsongrit is one step ahead there.
Sitsongrit tries to free his leg and advance position but Crayola is retaining full guard.
Shin Shin Crayola is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Sitsongrit stopping the sweep attempt from Crayola .

And that's the end of the fight!
Shin Shin Crayola showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Crayola , winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 30:27
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Shin Shin Crayola !
Post fight, Shin Shin Crayola stared into the camera and said '*Chika dances*'.
In defeat, Showtime Sitsongrit stepped up to the mic, saying 'Out with Bolsonaro!'.