PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 4580 p4p, 4434 weight class) and Right Meow (ranked 421 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Christ
vs
Meow

173 cm
19
142
0 - 0 - 0

160 cm
19
130
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jesus Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Right Meow!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Sosuke Kotani and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Meow closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Christ moves into full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Meow wants to control from the top but Christ keeps moving.
Meow stays in close to Christ's body and controls the position.
Meow working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Meow stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Christ swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Meow sitting in guard here, content to control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meow won't allow Christ to sweep him here.
Meow pushing down on Christ's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ wants to improve his position but Meow is controlling well.
Christ moves into full guard.
Meow passes Christ's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Christ is looking for a sweep. Meow is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Meow is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Christ sees it coming and defends easily.

Meow is looking for submissions but instead, Christ has regained full guard.
Meow wants to pass the guard but Christ is keeping the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Christ is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Meow is looking to improve his position.
Christ is looking to take a break and control but Meow is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Christ is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Meow is controlling Christ's trapped leg to prevent Christ from advancing to side control.
Meow trying to control but Christ postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ is stalling here. Meow is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Christ seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Meow has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
A lull in the action here as Meow stalls from top position.
Christ gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Meow is controlling the pace.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Meow is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Meow drops an elbow to the side of Christ's head.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Christ is looking to control Meow's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Christ avoid being mounted?
Christ gets full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Right Meow dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Meow shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Meow showed some decent athleticism there.

Meow is working for a kimura but Christ is defending it quite comfortably.
Meow wants to control but Christ is keeping him busy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Christ taking some punishment here, with Meow in his half guard.
Meow not doing much here.
Christ wants to get back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ is pressing down on Meow's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Meow chips away with some ground and pound.
Christ can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Meow controls the pace.
Meow postures up.
Christ is really struggling to control Meow but he's trying to hold on to the position.

Christ looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Meow has picked Christ up and slammed him! Christ can't keep hold of the triangle and Meow manages to pass to side control!
Meow works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Meow is looking to take a break and control but Christ is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meow working the ground and pound from side control.
Christ regains half guard.
Christ tries to get to full guard but Meow has control of the leg.

Meow is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Christ sees it coming and defends easily.
Christ is trying to get back to full guard.
Christ is working hard here to advance position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Meow is looking for a kimura here.
Christ is trying to control but Meow passes into side control!

Meow is trying to get an arm triangle but Christ is defending well.
Christ manages to work his way to half guard, despite Meow's best efforts.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Christ is looking to improve his position.
Meow slips a nice elbow through Christ's hands, connecting with Christ's forehead.
Right Meow has got the better of the ground game so far.
Meow lands with a punch from half guard.
Meow is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Christ is looking for a sweep. Meow is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Meow has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Meow landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Meow is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Meow takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Right Meow showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Meow drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Meow lands a few punches from side control.
Christ tries to buck Meow off but Meow is having none of it.
Christ is not content to let Meow control the position.
Christ manages to work his way to half guard, despite Meow's best efforts.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Christ works his way to full guard. Good work.
Meow passes into half guard.
Meow tries to pass to full mount but Christ defends it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meow wants to take a breather but Christ is having none of it.
Meow scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Christ is looking for a sweep. Meow is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Meow is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Christ has hold of Meow's hands but Meow slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

Christ looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Meow not doing much here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Meow wants to free his trapped foot but Christ is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Meow landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Meow lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Christ is pressing down on Meow's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meow with a nice head shot there.
Christ looking to hit a scissor sweep but Meow is one step ahead there.

Christ looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Meow passes into side control.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Christ prevents Meow from moving into mount.
Christ is working to avoid the ground and pound but Meow connects with a decent elbow.
Jesus Christ has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Meow looking to control but instead Christ has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
Christ gets full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meow landing some decent shots from guard.
Meow sitting in guard here, content to control.
Christ has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Meow has passed into side control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Christ is looking to reverse the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Right Meow comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Meow has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight for Right Meow!
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight for Right Meow!
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight for Right Meow!

Right Meow wins by unanimous decision!