PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Lonnie Donegan (ranked 2919 p4p, 3988 weight class) and Ecce Homo (ranked 148 p4p, 194 weight class). Lonnie Donegan has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Donegan
vs
Homo

170 cm
22
148
4 - 3 - 0

170 cm
21
140
1 - 1 - 1

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Brooklyn Apothecary

EL ZOIDO FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lonnie Donegan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ecce Homo!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Emerson Jorge and Edson Gomes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Donegan throws a hook but Homo blocks it.
Donegan misses with a body punch
and Homo counters with a nice low kick that buckles Donegan's knee momentarily.
Homo connects with a nice looking jab.
Homo takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Homo feints and then cracks Donegan's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Donegan down.
Homo cracks Donegan with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Donegan looks to throw the jab but Homo is out of range.
Donegan throws a sloppy body shot
and Homo counters with a straight right hand.
Donegan misses with a left hand
and Homo counters with a nice uppercut.

Donegan is rocked!
Donegan scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Donegan scores with a decent looking hook.
Donegan throws a right hand that misses
and Homo counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Homo throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Homo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Homo's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Donegan connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Homo scrambles back to his feet.

It looks like Ecce Homo has been cut.
Homo moves out of range as Donegan strikes.
Donegan swats away the attempt to clinch by Homo.
Donegan on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Donegan looks to throw the jab but Homo is out of range.
Homo flicks out a counter leg kick but Donegan steps away.
Donegan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Homo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Homo dips to his left and cracks Donegan with an uppercut!
Homo walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Donegan throws a hook but Homo blocks it.
Homo defending well as Donegan loads up on a big left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donegan misses with a body shot.

Homo feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Donegan sprawling to the canvas! Donegan rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Homo finish him?!
Oh Donegan is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

It looks like Lonnie Donegan has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Donegan misses the shot to the body.
Donegan connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Donegan lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Nice uppercut there from Donegan.
Homo lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Homo is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Donegan had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Donegan walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Homo swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Ecce Homo!
Our winner, Ecce Homo, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Lonnie Donegan was interviewed post fight and said 'Back to the gym! then eating haggis and beating up the wife.'.