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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pierre Joseph Proudhon (ranked 1487 p4p, 1566 weight class) and Pugilistic Dementia (ranked 191 p4p, 202 weight class). Dementia comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Hit Me With Your Best Shot - Pat Benatar kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pierre Joseph Proudhon!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pugilistic Dementia!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dementia takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Dementia throws an off balance right hand
and Proudhon makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Dementia misses with a leg kick
and Proudhon counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Proudhon misses the shot to the body.
Proudhon's corner calls for a 1-2. Proudhon obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Proudhon misses with the combination.
Proudhon thows a left - swing and a miss!
Proudhon throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Proudhon misses with a straight right.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dementia! But no joy.
Proudhon thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dementia scores with a push kick.
Dementia connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Proudhon misses with an uppercut
and Dementia counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Proudhon thinking.
Proudhon avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Dementia slips a jab from Proudhon.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dementia throws a looping overhand right but Proudhon ducks down to avoid it.
Dementia swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Proudhon.
Dementia throws a leg kick
and Proudhon counters with a nice body shot.
Dementia looks to land a right hand but Proudhon moved out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Proudhon misses the target.
Proudhon misses with a body shot.
Dementia throws out a counter right but Proudhon avoids it with no problem.
Dementia throws a leg kick that is checked
and Proudhon counters with a straight right hand.
Dementia does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Proudhon appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Proudhon uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dementia.
Proudhon fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dementia throws a poor cross that misses
and Proudhon counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Proudhon walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dementia swings widly with a right hand
letting Proudhon counter with a right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Proudhon cracks a nice hook into Dementia's ribs.
Proudhon connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Dementia's hands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dementia misses with a combination
and Proudhon counters with a big right hand! Oh Dementia is in trouble here! Proudhon follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pierre Joseph Proudhon!
Pierre Joseph Proudhon retains his light heavyweight title!
A victorious Pierre Joseph Proudhon thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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hype
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pop
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