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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pit Canthropus Jr (ranked 1436 p4p, 1206 weight class) and Bostar Tyraanicao (ranked 165 p4p, 145 weight class). Canthropus Jr kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Austin Powers - Daddy Wasn't There. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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34 - 26 - 1 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 1, fighting out of New York, Pit Canthropus Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 26 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bostar Tyraanicao!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Decent striking displayed by Canthropus Jr there.
It looks like Bostar Tyraanicao has been cut.
Canthropus Jr swings for the body but Tyraanicao moves out of range.
Despite the aggression on Tyraanicao's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Tyraanicao misses with a body shot.
Tyraanicao smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Canthropus Jr misses with a body shot.
Canthropus Jr misses with a head kick.
Canthropus Jr has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Canthropus Jr lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tyraanicao circles away quickly and effectively.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tyraanicao cracks Canthropus Jr with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Canthropus Jr looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Tyraanicao finish him?
Canthropus Jr is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Canthropus Jr wants to stay close but Tyraanicao steps back to make room for something. Canthropus Jr seems frozen to the spot and bam! huge swing of the leg from Tyraanicao and Canthropus Jr drops like he has been shot! A huge head kick and it's all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bostar Tyraanicao!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Bostar Tyraanicao made sure he mentioned Concrete Clothing (Laundry Re Stock Coming Soon), along with how happy he was to win his fight.
Pit Canthropus Jr was interviewed post fight and said 'I blame this on my shit genetics. Fuck you Dad!'.
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hype
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