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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jean Luc Picard (ranked 2997 p4p, 4003 weight class) and Social Justice Warrior (ranked 341 p4p, 429 weight class). Social Justice Warrior has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jean Luc Picard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Social Justice Warrior!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, George Francis and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Picard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Warrior misses with a low kick.
Picard throws a nice inside leg kick.
A jab from Picard does it's job there.
Picard has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The House Of Pain in the buildup to the fight.
A looping hook to the body misses from Warrior. Picard does a little dance to reset his feet.
Warrior lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Warrior uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Picard.
Picard checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Picard throws a jab but it's blocked by Warrior.
Warrior throws a nice looking combination but Picard bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Warrior throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Warrior scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Picard tries to clinch but Warrior moves out of range.
Warrior throws a looping overhand right but Picard ducks down to avoid it.
Warrior is looking to land body kicks.
Warrior throws a hook but Picard avoids it easily.
Picard clinches up with Warrior and pushes him back against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Picard has a couple of punches blocked by Warrior.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Warrior blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Warrior blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Warrior tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Picard digs a right hand into Warrior's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Warrior's gas tank.
A frustrated look appears on Warrior's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Picard misses with a punch on the inside.
Picard misses with the head strike.
Warrior misses with some punches.
Warrior swings wildly with an uppercut but Picard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Picard lands a nice shot to the body.
Warrior misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Warrior misses with a short punch on the inside.
Picard blocks a body shot from Warrior.
Picard cracks Warrior with a nice body shot.
Warrior missing with knees to the body.
Picard throws a head punch that misses.
Picard cracks Warrior with a nice body shot.
Warrior lands a left hand that snaps the head of Picard backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Picard lands a nice uppercut.
Warrior fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Picard lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Warrior backwards.
Picard is working Warrior over against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Warrior misses with a hook to the ribs.
Picard blocks an uppercut.
Warrior misses with a body punch.
Warrior swings wildly with an uppercut but Picard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Warrior struggles to land a body shot inside as Picard controls his hands.
Picard scores with a hook to the body.
Picard pulls Warrior into guard.
Picard trying to control the position here.
Picard keeping moving, preventing Warrior from controlling successfully.
Picard is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Warrior is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Picard wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Warrior wants to control from the top but Picard keeps moving.
Picard looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Picard tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Picard takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Picard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Picard lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Warrior motions for Picard to come forward. Warrior throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Picard scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Picard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Warrior throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Nice uppercut there from Picard.
It looks like Social Justice Warrior has been cut.
Warrior misses with a wild body shot.
Warrior misses with a looping left.
Picard takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Warrior lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Warrior scores with a jab. Picard acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Nice defenses there by Warrior.
Picard tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Warrior paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Picard lands a jab to the nose.
Warrior is rocked!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Jean Luc Picard will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Social Justice Warrior's cut.
That's time! Picard's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Picard fails with a takedown attempt.
Warrior is still on wobbly legs! Can Picard finish him?
Picard fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Warrior to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Warrior looks to clinch but Picard throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Warrior taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Jean Luc Picard!
A victorious Jean Luc Picard thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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