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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jarmo The Berserker (ranked 3256 p4p, 2285 weight class) and Big Bastard (ranked 369 p4p, 270 weight class). This should be fireworks!

190 cm
20
275
2 - 0 - 0
207 cm
19
290
2 - 0 - 0
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin
Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jarmo The Berserker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Big Bastard!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Anni Minnemäki and Tarja Halkonen.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Berserker misses the shot to the body.
Bastard takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The Berserker just misses with a punch to the body.
The Berserker lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bastard at a distance.
The Berserker darts in looking for a takedown but Bastard gets double underhooks and turns The Berserker into the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Berserker.
The Berserker fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Bastard lands a left hand.
The Berserker jumps guard but Bastard stands there with The Berserker around his waist. The Berserker gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jarmo The Berserker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard lands an uppercut.
The Berserker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Berserker struggles to land a body shot inside as Bastard controls his hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Berserker struggles to land a body shot inside as Bastard controls his hands.
Bastard lands a shoulder strike.
Bastard softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Bastard prevents a takedown attempt there.
A shot in the inside from Bastard.

Bastard pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bastard pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bastard slips under a jab from The Berserker.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bastard! But no joy.
Bastard misses with a hook
letting The Berserker counter with a right hand.
The Berserker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bastard was well out of range. Poor timing from The Berserker.
The Berserker throws a sloppy body shot
enabling Bastard to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Jarmo The Berserker has been cut.
Bastard keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bastard swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Berserker smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

It looks like Big Bastard has been cut.
The Berserker tries for a takedown but Bastard circles away easily
and Bastard counters with a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Berserker misses with a takedown
and Bastard counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bastard takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. The Berserker does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Berserker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bastard manages to avoid it.
The Berserker throws a jab but it's blocked by Bastard.
Bastard swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The Berserker's corner calls for a 1-2. The Berserker obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Bastard misses with a right hand
enabling The Berserker to counter with a crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Berserker throws a body shot but no joy.
Bastard takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bastard doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bastard keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Berserker.
The Berserker has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from The Berserker there as he acknowledges the shot.
Bastard throws a right hand that misses
and The Berserker counters with a nice uppercut.
The Berserker misses with a jab to the body
letting Bastard counter with a right hand.
The Berserker takes a swing at Bastard's ribcage but misses.
Bastard swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Donk. The Berserker catches Bastard right on the button with a cross.
Bastard walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The Berserker scores with a nice right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard misses with a lunging right hand
and The Berserker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jarmo The Berserker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The Berserker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Berserker is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Nice body punch from The Berserker.
The Berserker changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

The Berserker feints and as Bastard raises his hands in defense, The Berserker changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The Berserker forces his way into half guard.
The Berserker scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The Berserker winds up and cracks Bastard with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
We've been informed that Bastard has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
The Berserker thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jarmo The Berserker dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! The Berserker's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

The Berserker just misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard lands a straight punch to the body, keeping The Berserker at a distance.
The Berserker slips a straight right by Bastard.
Bastard throws an ugly left hook that misses
and The Berserker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The Berserker throws out a powerful jab.
The Berserker misses with a jab to the body
and Bastard connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bastard throws a jab when The Berserker was well out of range.
The Berserker throws a body punch but Bastard moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Berserker misses with a lunging right hand
and Bastard cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Jarmo The Berserker's cut is getting worse.
A telegraphed right hand from The Berserker misses the target.
The Berserker misses with a telegraphed body shot
and The Berserker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bastard dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheers as Bastard lands an impressive looking overhand right. The Berserker doesn't seem phased though.
The Berserker connects with a body shot that sends Bastard's belly button to the back.
Bastard wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The Berserker lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The Berserker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bastard moves away.
A little jabbing left from Bastard on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bastard scores with the left hand. The Berserker knows he should have avoided that one.
The Berserker moves into range and connects with a jab.
The Berserker misses with a wild body shot.
Bastard looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Jarmo The Berserker is winning the standup battle so far.

The Berserker closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Bastard did well to prevent The Berserker getting side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Berserker throwing shots but Bastard is blocking nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bastard is positioning himself well to prevent The Berserker advancing to mount.
The Berserker throwing shots but Bastard is blocking nicely.
The Berserker trying to mount his opponent but Bastard defends it.
The Berserker lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Bastard wants to get back to his feet.
The Berserker with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
The Berserker misses with a head shot. Bastard uses the momentum to regain guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Berserker seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
The Berserker advances to half guard.
Bastard tries to get to full guard but The Berserker has control of the leg.
Bastard keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Well, if The Berserker is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.

The Berserker looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Bastard really doesn't want to stay on the ground with The Berserker. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The Berserker is trying to control the action in half guard but Bastard is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jarmo The Berserker will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

The Berserker changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The Berserker misses the shot to the body.
The Berserker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bastard can do to turn this around?
The Berserker shoots in but no luck this time.
The Berserker lands with a straight right. Bastard didn't see that one coming.
The Berserker lands a glancing blow to the side of Bastard's head.
The Berserker with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bastard to score with a decent uppercut.
The Berserker throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The Berserker just misses with a punch to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bastard! But no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Berserker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It seemed like Bastard was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bastard slips a straight right by The Berserker.
The Berserker shoots for a takedown but Bastard saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Bastard throws out a counter right but The Berserker avoids it with no problem.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Berserker throws a right hand that misses
and Bastard counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bastard throws a poor cross that misses
and The Berserker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The Berserker swings for the body but Bastard moves out of range.
The Berserker misses the body punch
and Bastard counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Jarmo The Berserker's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The Berserker throws a looping overhand right but Bastard ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard scores with a jab to the head.
The Berserker throws out a loose jab but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Berserker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The Berserker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bastard counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bastard takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bastard swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Berserker throws a shot from downtown. Bastard moves away and avoids it.
The Berserker scores with a jab.
Bastard might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard blocks a jab.
Bastard takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bastard lands the left hand.

Jeez, Jarmo The Berserker's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The Berserker misses the shot to the body.
The Berserker misses with a takedown
and Bastard connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jarmo The Berserker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Berserker tests Bastard's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The Berserker throws a sloppy body shot
and Bastard counters with a straight right hand.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jarmo The Berserker's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Big Bastard!
Our winner, Big Bastard, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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G S C G energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
49%
 
 
 
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