PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gothic Line (ranked 3718 p4p, 5688 weight class) and Blinky Billy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Line might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to For Heavy Metal we will die!. Blinky Billy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Line
vs
Billy

194 cm
23
243
2 - 0 - 0

195 cm
23
285
4 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Heavy Metal Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gothic Line!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Blinky Billy!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Percy O'Donnell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Line clinches.
Billy blocks an uppercut.
Line can't find room to land a body shot as Billy controls the action.
Line definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Billy is trying to push Line away but Line has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Billy blocking some punches.
Line throws a punch but it's blocked by Billy.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Line.
Billy prevents a body shot from Line.

Billy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice body kick there by Line.
A shot to the body from Line misses
and Line takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A nice leg kick from Line, right into the meat of the thigh.
Billy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Line blocks a jab.

Oooooh!!! Line has knocked Billy down with a huge combo! Line steps away and waves a wobbly Billy back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Blinky Billy has been cut.
Line darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Line cracks Billy with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Billy falls to his knees and Line doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gothic Line!
Gothic Line spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.