PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Rasmus Reedtz (ranked 658 p4p, 1710 weight class) and Mono Loco (ranked 79 p4p, 188 weight class). Mono Loco is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Reedtz
vs
Loco

175 cm
26
160
8 - 2 - 0

168 cm
33
152
13 - 14 - 0

Great wrestler
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Brawler
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter

Glomco Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Rasmus Reedtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mono Loco!
The judges for this bout are Ron Honeybunn, Topper Green and Ben Watson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Reedtz looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Loco!
Loco wants to control but Reedtz postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Loco gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Reedtz working the head and body with strikes.
Reedtz is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

Loco actively working from the bottom here.
Loco is staying active underneath Reedtz, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Reedtz is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Loco is trying to maintain the position but Reedtz is very close to passing his half guard.
Loco moves into full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Reedtz working some strikes from top position.
Reedtz working some strikes from top position.
Reedtz stands up over Loco, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Reedtz scoring with some ground and pound.
Loco keeping moving, preventing Reedtz from controlling successfully.
Our spies down at at Xanax For Snacks inform us that Loco has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Loco not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Reedtz keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Loco's head.
Loco looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Reedtz scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Reedtz landing with the ground and pound.
Reedtz lands a couple of elbows.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loco controls Reedtz momentarily but Reedtz frees himself.
Reedtz with a flurry of punches that miss.
Reedtz scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Loco wants to sweep but no luck.
Reedtz is working Loco over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

Loco throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Reedtz trying to control the position from guard on top but Loco is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Loco looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Loco looking for a sweep. Not yet Loco, not yet.
Reedtz trying to control the position from guard on top but Loco is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loco working a defensive guard here.
Reedtz content to stall in guard here.
Reedtz trying to control but Loco is working from the bottom.

Loco looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Reedtz preventing the sweep.

Loco is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Loco is trying to control the position but Reedtz postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

Loco is looking for a triangle but Reedtz pushes his legs off easily.
Reedtz trying to control but Loco is working from the bottom.
Loco trying to keep a closed guard but Reedtz is proving a slippery customer.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Loco closes the distance and clinches up with Reedtz, looking for a takedown. Loco pushes Reedtz against the cage but Reedtz circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Reedtz scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Reedtz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Loco manages to avoid it.
Reedtz scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Loco changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Reedtz tries to avoid it but Loco manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Reedtz to the ground. Reedtz escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Reedtz stuffs the takedown attempt from Loco. Loco gets slowly back to his feet.
Rasmus Reedtz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mono Loco.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Loco drops his hands momentarily and Reedtz takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Nice shot lands for Reedtz.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Rasmus Reedtz dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Reedtz shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Reedtz was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Loco tries to buck Reedtz off but Reedtz is having none of it.
Rasmus Reedtz overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Reedtz cracks Loco with a big elbow.
Loco is looking to reverse the position.
Reedtz working the ground and pound.
Loco is not content to let Reedtz control the position.
Reedtz is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Loco is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Loco tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Reedtz wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Reedtz remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loco is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Loco has hold of Reedtz's hands but Reedtz slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Loco is trying to control but can't.
Loco moves into full guard.
Reedtz stopping the sweep attempt from Loco.

Loco is looking to cinch up a triangle. Reedtz throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Loco's body to avoid the submission. Loco has instead reached around Reedtz's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Loco arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Mono Loco!
A very excited looking Mono Loco made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.